WittyNamesSuck

488 pts ยท October 7, 2016


I Have Epic Gear

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That tarantula looks like a single mom of 5 kids.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mother fucking phone. Autocorrects all the wrong shit. Sorry, irked with it tonight. I appreciate you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gonna go with giddy being intoxicated in some way. I could see it, all those tingly lunes do about the same.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the ones near me closed. So, no offense but get fucked by a cactus. Hope you enjoyed it!

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 5

Went to my first Derby a couple weeks ago, sad I missed the season around here. Hope you had fun!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey hey hey, it's called Strunk. And I'm heading out to buy the beer I need to join you. Cheers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get it. I'm not like this, I beat the shit out of my cars, but will stay up until 6am to fix something. I love my cars, but use them.

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

I appreciate you.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I appreciate you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

See, hate it so much I wasn't even gonna mention it!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking love it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, I give. What is LNI?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Holy shit I just got the joke. Fucking congrats man! I was oblivious.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, that reminded me of him being creepy as fuck to girls.... Like way too young. But at least I'm just in labor, so no meetings.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would love to hear. Mine is just lazy to the point I can get more done with him out of my way. And is entitled to everything. Short version.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine does too.... He is going to take over the company in the next couple of years. But congrats!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So stupid, and that's why I laughed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got me laughing harder than the shirt.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know, it makes me sick. But my instinct to love all things Dragonball is overwhelming. But I will throw in an F! GT! (To stay PG here)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's looping for me. Like, loop as in replaying automatically.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will never not upvote Dragonball. Z, S.... Even GT.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Not gonna lie I'm not gonna read it right now, but I favorited this so I can read it tomorrow. Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

That sounds like a blast! Have too much fun and let it spill into tomorrow.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That stuff has been amazing. I reach a happy place with that. It's awesome because everything else has just been "Yep, I'm high".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Good choice. Gonna show this to her later, she has thought about changing the color of her Detroits.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0