Medieval loving swede. Yep that's about it. Except for the christianity thing, and the teaching job that is slowly driving me to strive for a world with less kids. And by that I mean no kids... Not that I would want to harm them or anything, but a wish from a genie would be nice. Yep, nothing violent here NSA, of you go. I would never be able to harm kids [insert my username]. Nope. No can do. I don't even own a bear... So... No harming kids. But maybe tase some of them? Like William. Oh yes, William would get tased. Or maced. As I said, I'm a medieval fan. (And a smug little shit)
If I remember correctly, as a swede, they want us to stop selling weapons to the kurds that Turkey is... mistreating...
Finally, a post to match my username!
Dick arrows
Yeah, it's like an entire forearm up in there!
YouTube "accidentally" recommended it to her, I guess?
I think it's the spy from Team fortress 2
Jänkare, "suck"
I don't know why your respons made me laugh out loud, but it did. Deadpan-reply that asshole!
Yeah, Brendans acting is pure gold!
Even better with the second half!
Cool idea, but wouldn't that risk spoiling some of the movies?
He was also a kickass villain in a "swedish" movie, "Mio min Mio". All hail Cato, the knight with the stone heart!
Well, It's rare that my username is relevant but here we go!
Apparently Betty Boop by Charlie Puth
"Wooing men" by collectivecadenza
Yeah, the swedes actually didn't let the germans pass at first. They DID however let them pass with "support" wagons once Norway was taken
It's a game his family plays, it is said after something that could be a sexual innuendo
Sweet mother mary, is nothing sacred!?
"This" christmas, gotta give the old man some time to grow some more fat, amiright?
#15 Well fuck me, beauty IS in the eye of the bee holder...
Let it be known!
Ah yes, that's a real game changer when looking at the human psyche
Ah, that book brings me back! Read the whole series in middle school, Takeo was the best!
And probably Aphrodite :)
Beautiful woman on earth. Hence the start of the Trojan war.
Apple until Zeus made the Trojan prince Paris choose who would get the Apple. He chose Aphrodite because she promised him Helen, the most
The god of mischief(?), Eris, left an apple at a wedding that was for the "fairest". Athena, Aphrodite and Hera started fighting for the