Witcher187

54691 pts ยท April 23, 2018


1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Went trick or treating with my daughter for the first time last night. She was adorable, the pictures are priceless. And the highlight of the night was finally meeting the neighbors boxer I'd seen them walking for years.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 Set phasers to stunning!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One of my favorite books, Citizen of the Galaxy by Heinlein, is a fantastic study on how society gives and takes away power.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flappy Birthday!!!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love our family.

1 year ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Thank god I drink rum neat.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Its a free boat", I tell my wife know well whats about to happen to all my free time and too much money.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If the plural of goose is geese then the plural of moose is meese.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There but for the grace of god go I.

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

This guy sounds like he'd be good at a How Its Made voice over.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I liked African Queen better, but this team up was amazing. If you're sick of new movies, reviewing some of these old classics are a breath of fresh air.

1 year ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Logalogalogalogalogalogalog!!!

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

She voices Francine Smith on American Dad these days.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And if you drive one, I can only assume you're a fascist too.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hoh rainforest. Most of the Olympic Peninsula looks and feels like you're on Endor. When you get to the rainforest, its got more of a Degobah feel to it.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I ran a game without dice. I just set a DC in modifiers. Either you have enough skill or talent to do a thing or you don't. Want to dance impressively , k, DC 5. Char+Dex mods + acrobatics if you have it. Don't make it to 5....

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Skibidi toilet rizz, am i right fellow young people!?

2 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 4

I saw an interview with him back then being a douche bag and telling everyone how much better he was than Michael J Fox and I've hated him ever since.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Heidi Klum age 51. Hand accessories enthusiast.

2 years ago | Likes 738 Dislikes 8

#1 "It stinks!"

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I declined the general at my extraction, then walked home. STill have the teeth. Good times.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also they have square poop.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same stats here, and oh boy did did I get an earful with the wife came home and heard that term. Our LO turns 1 this month! I'ma go outside and find a cloud to yell at now....

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I also choose this guys ugly nasty commie bitch.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

I dunno why that made me briefly happy, but it did....

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I was a kid I talked to a restaurant owner of an Indian food place. I asked him why he came to our country and opened a restaurant. He said "Because food makes everyone happy. You can't go to bed hungry and be happy, so I opened a restaurant." Thats stuck with me my whole life, and I try to live by the saying that there is always enough food at my table but you might have to bring your own chair.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In an episode of bake off, Noel complimented some ones shoes by stating he'd drink Bailey's from them. I thought it was the highest compliment that could have been offered.

2 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Culinary art is still art. And is absolutely up there with poetry and painting.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0