Winntir

4233 pts · September 9, 2017


That's just gonna lead to two ruined lives.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can use it to play one song and one song only: Smells Like Nirvana by Weird Al Yankovich

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If you've seen every Star Trek series, I'm not sure how helpful I can be.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He could've held a contest with mutually assured destruction, but opted to just destroy himself, no contest.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been doing that most my life and I can attest to it's usefulness in that regard.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, so much real estate to snuggle!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This isn’t necessarily career suicide, but it does mean there a loads of people who have no respect for her now.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was today years old when I discovered Weetabix was still alive. And real.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pepperage Farms remembers

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 27

I checked and the news site doesn’t seem like an Onion derivative. I think they just ran a bad story.

5 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 0

If this was my couch, I'd loose my legs from atrophy.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Cause your dad doesn’t cheat?

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Nice.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go home. Or to jail. Maybe both now.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yours, mine and ours.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never say never. Someone was told he'd never walk again after falling three stories. He then proceeded to play Legolas in LOTR.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Caught the wrong fish with the right bait, right there.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just don't try to make the patients talk; that doesn't end well.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess his logic was it was better to be the reason someone makes jokes to cope with a stressful situation.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She used 'Merica unironically. Anyone who does that is the worst of American pride.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This template was meant for being wrong, not objective fact.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Does it matter?

5 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 15

Now they can't let the kids wander all day until they get run over by the ice cream driver on hallucinogens.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

You can't tell me what to do!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because the parents have to actual parents their kids and tell them not to go on other people's property without permission and wreck shit.

5 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 9

It was definitely because the kids kept tearing shit up on his property and he was just about done with it.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Should I tell you or is someone else going to do it for me?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe, maybe.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember, socialism is bad unless it's to the rich.

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Some people like to take their time.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0