Wifwolf

44899 pts · February 4, 2016


Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly. DMs are open if you want a chat ^^

I thought that was the "white person" smile. Does that mean white people are lizards? Is that why people believe the world is run by lizard people?

8 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

The idea does not please me. But I appreciate the wordplay

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 But is it really slothful? And a mouthful of jizz isn't really overconsumption, so gluttony is also missing. I do wonder how much jizz is needed for it to become gluttonous

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just pirate it instead. You end up giving her value and validity by watching it through the legitimate channels. It makes HBO want to give her even more money when they see their subscribers watch her stuff

8 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 6

I appreciate you actually finding the pic

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach

8 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?

8 months ago | Likes 247 Dislikes 1

But that also tears you a new asshole, so Idk if that's really the most informative example when talking about swimming. Like setting a pressure hose to your private parts.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It must needs be said, that a person of some skill, must add the sounds of a pitstop to this video clip

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She's got a case of breasting boobily

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wire or tape are also my guesses, maybe some photoshop too

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor kitty seems scared

8 months ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 3

That's a very good commercial for that car

8 months ago | Likes 454 Dislikes 0

It's an original story with two girls who looked like boys when they were children, who meet up as adults and are surprised that they are girls but still want to date

8 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Babies can barely walk...

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The video can be seen as satire. You might have tried for sarcasm in your comment, but that is notoriously hard to convey in text. People often use "/s" to show if they are being sarcastic and not just ill informed or hateful. I am trying to sound helpful, but I am always afraid I sound more condescending, which isn't what I want. I need a "/e" for "earnest" ^^

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Do you know anyone who's older than 30?

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

a 30+ what?

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#14 Slap his ass back and call him "my dude"

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Claudia is a vampire child... 5 years old. None of those fully grown women look like a child

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think there are references to it in the poem, but I don't see it in the art, besides it being a vampire.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the artstyle, there is something almost Alphonse Mucha-esque in it

9 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Sølve Sundsbø knows what he's doing

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think Doctor Who did a story like that

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The consent law kinda covers that. Both needs to consent to the intercourse. But it is always something that gets interpreted on a case by case basis.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In Denmark it's rape if someone has intercourse with a person who hasn't given their consent.
Intercourse includes vaginal, anal, and oral penetration and it also counts if the penetration is done with an object

9 months ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

I mean, I'm impressed

9 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Fair, I'm glad they weren't, neither were mine, in case there was doubt about it

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks. Tone of voice in text is so hard to parse ^^

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just didn't like how it was framed as "just pee". Clarity is all I strived for. But you seem way more invested in it than I am.
Idk if the "have a lovely day" was sarcastic or not, but I hope you have a nice day ^^

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0