11412 pts ยท January 31, 2014
"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill." - Rustin Cohles
Is that real?
*mother fuckers
I hate eating chocolate Easter bunnies, this would be terrible.
Those dogs have a better Vaca life than I do.
I was thinking the same thing. Also, no one wearing a short skirt, or any skirt, is sitting on my husband's lap. Especially not my sister..
Am I the only one whose first thought was "broccolli"???
Ummm... he called that man an "oh shit" man.
Why Does he Use Caps At random?
All except the last two. TIL I am not as bad off as I always think I am.
*eczema, not 'edema'
Genuinely laughed. Thanks, OP! +1
He just wanted to save his owner
Be, Lie, Ve? What? I don't get it.
It reads like I have an unclaimed inheritence is Nigeria and all I have to do is deposit $500 into a strange bank account to claim it.
Case closed then!
I, too, noticed her air pocket.
TIL that bunny is "splooting". Splooting is apparently a thing.
And this "commission", it's members are human?
Confusing. I WOULD have guessed humans were their greatest threat, but then you went and put orca gifs at the end. We're off the hook then?
Ha!!! +1
I NEED one of those for confidential mail and my old shoes.
Thanks fot clearing that up! Ha! He almost had me!
Mine too. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh...
Yep, mine too.
So true.
Comments like this one are why I come here in the first place. Bravo!
Nope and bc the follow up question might be asking what my UN is. Can't have people I know rummaging through my favorites and comments.
If I were a spider, I would be that spider.
Which beach?
Why is this not every single comment? Wtf was that even about? That cat is awesome but what's the mom's story??? Sheesh!
Is that real?
*mother fuckers
I hate eating chocolate Easter bunnies, this would be terrible.
Those dogs have a better Vaca life than I do.
I was thinking the same thing. Also, no one wearing a short skirt, or any skirt, is sitting on my husband's lap. Especially not my sister..
Am I the only one whose first thought was "broccolli"???
Ummm... he called that man an "oh shit" man.
Why Does he Use Caps At random?
All except the last two. TIL I am not as bad off as I always think I am.
*eczema, not 'edema'
Genuinely laughed. Thanks, OP! +1
He just wanted to save his owner
Be, Lie, Ve? What? I don't get it.
It reads like I have an unclaimed inheritence is Nigeria and all I have to do is deposit $500 into a strange bank account to claim it.
Case closed then!
I, too, noticed her air pocket.
TIL that bunny is "splooting". Splooting is apparently a thing.
And this "commission", it's members are human?
Confusing. I WOULD have guessed humans were their greatest threat, but then you went and put orca gifs at the end. We're off the hook then?
Ha!!! +1
I NEED one of those for confidential mail and my old shoes.
Thanks fot clearing that up! Ha! He almost had me!
Mine too. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh...
Yep, mine too.
So true.
Comments like this one are why I come here in the first place. Bravo!
Nope and bc the follow up question might be asking what my UN is. Can't have people I know rummaging through my favorites and comments.
If I were a spider, I would be that spider.
Which beach?
Why is this not every single comment? Wtf was that even about? That cat is awesome but what's the mom's story??? Sheesh!