18280 pts · December 21, 2015
Don’t get my bio to the front page. I don’t want people to know I’m a pervert.
Not too long ago my sister had me on the look out for a package that was on its 3rd days of “coming back for signature” as soon as I saw the ring camera notify me of the fedex person (maybe like 10 seconds to get to where I was to the door) they were already writing the slip for the “sorry we missed you” I get delivery drivers are on a time crunch, but maybe waiting 30 seconds instead of 10 might save you the trip in coming tomorrow.
Do people still say “congrats on the sex” ?
Oh no for sure. Really I only used money that I was willing to lose even if it was a flop. Also I forgot to set a stop loss which sucks.
That’s me with all my stocks rn that supposedly were going “to the moon”. Not gonna cry over it but not willing to take the L on it yet.
Yeah I’m pretty sure this is biology.
Surprised the photo is so crisp.
The bread girl!
Idk man, looks pretty flat to me. /s
Is the husband short? Or is this a raised truck?
Are you deaf? If so you might wanna just check around the house in case someone broken in.
Eggs
You say marshmallows is say they kinda look like halves of potatoes.
Well he is a homeowner
What would a stone like this go for?
Bro really thought he had the high ground when he stepped onto the sidewalk.
Wouldn’t turning to the left be counterclockwise?
You gaslighting me rn?
I absolutely hate you LMFAOOO
Following year after. Then I saw him go viral several time after. My old class mates and I talk about it all the time.
I was actually there when one of his old friends got him back into dancing. I’m assuming he retired from teaching since he wasn’t there the
Literally was him lol
Lol this was was a math teacher at my high school. People call him OG Mike chill dancer, not so chill of a math teacher lmao
This killed me, thanks.
I bet it’ll be used to threaten their kids once or twice. Awesome present OP.
It’s actually Spanglish. “EsSexBoy” means Is Sex Boy. He’s just trying to say that he fucks.
I see car free twice on this chart. Now I question the validity of it.
Not if the people behind you have a say in the matter.
Maybe if he wasn’t a lazy bum and actually got a job to pay rent this wouldn’t have had to happen.
Not too long ago my sister had me on the look out for a package that was on its 3rd days of “coming back for signature” as soon as I saw the ring camera notify me of the fedex person (maybe like 10 seconds to get to where I was to the door) they were already writing the slip for the “sorry we missed you” I get delivery drivers are on a time crunch, but maybe waiting 30 seconds instead of 10 might save you the trip in coming tomorrow.
Do people still say “congrats on the sex” ?
Oh no for sure. Really I only used money that I was willing to lose even if it was a flop. Also I forgot to set a stop loss which sucks.
That’s me with all my stocks rn that supposedly were going “to the moon”. Not gonna cry over it but not willing to take the L on it yet.
Yeah I’m pretty sure this is biology.
Surprised the photo is so crisp.
The bread girl!
Idk man, looks pretty flat to me. /s
Is the husband short? Or is this a raised truck?
Are you deaf? If so you might wanna just check around the house in case someone broken in.
Eggs
You say marshmallows is say they kinda look like halves of potatoes.
Well he is a homeowner
What would a stone like this go for?
Bro really thought he had the high ground when he stepped onto the sidewalk.
Wouldn’t turning to the left be counterclockwise?
You gaslighting me rn?
I absolutely hate you LMFAOOO
Following year after. Then I saw him go viral several time after. My old class mates and I talk about it all the time.
I was actually there when one of his old friends got him back into dancing. I’m assuming he retired from teaching since he wasn’t there the
Literally was him lol
Lol this was was a math teacher at my high school. People call him OG Mike chill dancer, not so chill of a math teacher lmao
This killed me, thanks.
I bet it’ll be used to threaten their kids once or twice. Awesome present OP.
It’s actually Spanglish. “EsSexBoy” means Is Sex Boy. He’s just trying to say that he fucks.
I see car free twice on this chart. Now I question the validity of it.
Not if the people behind you have a say in the matter.
Maybe if he wasn’t a lazy bum and actually got a job to pay rent this wouldn’t have had to happen.