WhatAPervert

18280 pts · December 21, 2015


Don’t get my bio to the front page. I don’t want people to know I’m a pervert.

Not too long ago my sister had me on the look out for a package that was on its 3rd days of “coming back for signature” as soon as I saw the ring camera notify me of the fedex person (maybe like 10 seconds to get to where I was to the door) they were already writing the slip for the “sorry we missed you” I get delivery drivers are on a time crunch, but maybe waiting 30 seconds instead of 10 might save you the trip in coming tomorrow.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Do people still say “congrats on the sex” ?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no for sure. Really I only used money that I was willing to lose even if it was a flop. Also I forgot to set a stop loss which sucks.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s me with all my stocks rn that supposedly were going “to the moon”. Not gonna cry over it but not willing to take the L on it yet.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah I’m pretty sure this is biology.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprised the photo is so crisp.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The bread girl!

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Idk man, looks pretty flat to me. /s

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the husband short? Or is this a raised truck?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you deaf? If so you might wanna just check around the house in case someone broken in.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Eggs

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You say marshmallows is say they kinda look like halves of potatoes.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well he is a homeowner

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

What would a stone like this go for?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro really thought he had the high ground when he stepped onto the sidewalk.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Wouldn’t turning to the left be counterclockwise?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You gaslighting me rn?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I absolutely hate you LMFAOOO

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Following year after. Then I saw him go viral several time after. My old class mates and I talk about it all the time.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was actually there when one of his old friends got him back into dancing. I’m assuming he retired from teaching since he wasn’t there the

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally was him lol

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol this was was a math teacher at my high school. People call him OG Mike chill dancer, not so chill of a math teacher lmao

4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

This killed me, thanks.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I bet it’ll be used to threaten their kids once or twice. Awesome present OP.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s actually Spanglish. “EsSexBoy” means Is Sex Boy. He’s just trying to say that he fucks.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I see car free twice on this chart. Now I question the validity of it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Not if the people behind you have a say in the matter.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Maybe if he wasn’t a lazy bum and actually got a job to pay rent this wouldn’t have had to happen.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0