WeekendMechanic

4215 pts ยท September 6, 2015


The nickname is Grandpa, and I'm the company gear head

I pay for Spotify just so I can avoid the talk shows, DJs, and advertisements.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those fellas in Bullet For My Valentine are going to have to rewrite that song...

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Leprosy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The person that took the second picture was immediately killed in a tragic impaling accident.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me: "Maybe just the tip..."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had something similar when I was trying to ship a vehicle. Between the phone calls, texts, and emails, my phone was going crazy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not just reduced visibility for the person with snow on their car, the snow blows off as they drive and creates a whiteout behind them.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And it still had the AMC logo when people posted it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"We get porn names? Oh, I want to be Pete Jones!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sponsor above the comments is, "Uber. Drive for what matters"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The last space flight prior to landing on the moon had an altitude of 113 km, or 1/3541 the distance that the Apollo 13.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a former Marine that had to fast rope from them, fuck that thing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That there is a flying death trap. It uses the luminescent rotors and blinking lights to lure in Marines before taking off to crash.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Id just released an Easter Egg for the new Doom game. Each mission has a hidden lever that opens a door to a classic Doom map in that level

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or Courage the Cowardly Dog...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I had a friend coming in to a Florida airport make initial contact and recieve clearance while talking like a pirate.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No matter what outfit she has on, it always sounds like she's walking around in a pair off windbreaker pants.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There aren't, now it's just a roving band of miscreants ambushing passers-by on the interstate.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kept it in the box for a year, zero growth from the investment.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The 416 (M27) replaced the SAW, not the A2's.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, there we go. They changed it in the last 5 years. We've been taught to do the whole "pass in flight" speed reloads to shave time off.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you ever shoot tables three and four?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Infantry?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't say my IAR is a shitty rifle.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fresh paint from the factory adds just enough resistance that the mag doesn't fall out on it's own. After the paint wears down, it's fine

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instructed to do this in the Marines, faster reloading is more important than mag retention.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For a speed reload, you eject the empty mag as you bring the full mag up. For a tac reload, you retain the empty mag.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or a brand new rifle with brand new mags

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will stab you in the face

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Infantry rifles and the crew served, belt fed machine guns. Reliability and reload speed of a rifle, rate of fire of a machine gun 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0