WeaponizedStrumpet

1465 pts · March 13, 2018


Honestly yes though. Love me a big and soft guy.

50 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not an ideal day to have eyes. Or ears.

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need those hotpants...

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#25 Ok but she's on to something here

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It ain't down the drain. You just got a new record to beat. Might take some tries but you'll do it!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, don't worry about it!💖

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That'd require a car. Ain't got one of those either.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm a lesbian but this kind of thing does nothing for me.
I just want it because it is funny as hell.
Should get a bike first though...

3 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

And creatively cooked potatoes. I feel like I deserve a bit of that too.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well we DO need more gender neutral bathrooms.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At this rate Jesus will come with a mushroom cloud...

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

she's just like me for real

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 I'm way more into Star Wars than Star Trek but I'll trust a trekkie any day.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I found two that love me even when I look like the Swamp Thing. Can fully recommend.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#33 Those naps do sound good...

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude, I never voted for a dem anyway. I'm not a democrat.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mhm. That sure is a thing that was said. Not a thing I'd seen though.
Either way it makes no difference? Everyone named in the files should be investigated. If the Clintons get caught too then good! Toss them right in there with the rest of them.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jesus that man's arm is bigger than Jake's thigh.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I call him 'Rævva kannin' but I'm an Østfolding so nobody should listen to me.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah well THANK FUCK for that. I'm in Norway and was ready to kick up a stink if nothing was done.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've not seen a single liberal say anything even remotely like that you AI hallucinating bottom-feeder.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Think you'll be hard pressed to find anywhere in Italy as dangerous as anywhere in the US.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Finns.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean you DO strike me as the kind of guy who wouldn't last.
Two pumps then crying while you close out the tabs?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What does woke even mean? Can you define it in any meaningful way?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think it was about a Swedish pastor getting fined for hate speech after calling gay people cancer or something?
Idk, impossible to keep up with what they're clutching their pearls about.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife calls it The Great Eepy. Just cracks me up every time.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I instinctively covered my drink and I don't even have one.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Luigi

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0