13962 pts ยท October 6, 2016
I once yelled "EGGPLANT TALKING SHIT!" at my bf that woke me up.
What did the fox say?
Soft cucumbers are the worst.
Not sure if I'm more impressed by the belt knife or the double denim...
I totally get it. Waiting for my mother in law to go... as she talks to herself and watches the porniest stuff she can on my Netflix -_-
***not enough butter
Working ice cream machine in a McDonald's???
I thought they were in blenders
Dt Orlando's always a good time.
You're a wizard Hairy.
That bear tho...
then a few hours later I got a text telling me I'd be paid through my intended resignation date LMAO THANKS FOR PAYING ME TO JOB HUNT!
ME TOO! When they saw my resignation they said EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! Which totally screwed them bc of the projects I was working
And they smell like they've already died 0.o
I did this! But on a mountain! In CO! On a snow trail! With trail mix! Next time I'll be more prepared to make wild bird friends on hikes.
SO MUCH CHEEK!
Upvote for birbolution.
"They're friendly but if they come to close just hit them with da shampoo"- Carl
The people nuked the emus or the emus bombed the people?... those are 2 very different endings
There was a second emu war??? I'm an uninformed American learning all this for the first time...
Thank you for making my Monday morning uncomfortable first thing. Everything else is uphill from here...
It makes me itchy looking at it
My ovaries grew ovaries.
All I remember about the dwemer ruins was glitching out... over and over and over and over...
Dis is mine.
If toes are beans then what are nipples?
I once yelled "EGGPLANT TALKING SHIT!" at my bf that woke me up.
What did the fox say?
Soft cucumbers are the worst.
Not sure if I'm more impressed by the belt knife or the double denim...
I totally get it. Waiting for my mother in law to go... as she talks to herself and watches the porniest stuff she can on my Netflix -_-
***not enough butter
Working ice cream machine in a McDonald's???
I thought they were in blenders
Dt Orlando's always a good time.
You're a wizard Hairy.
That bear tho...
then a few hours later I got a text telling me I'd be paid through my intended resignation date LMAO THANKS FOR PAYING ME TO JOB HUNT!
ME TOO! When they saw my resignation they said EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! Which totally screwed them bc of the projects I was working
And they smell like they've already died 0.o
I did this! But on a mountain! In CO! On a snow trail! With trail mix! Next time I'll be more prepared to make wild bird friends on hikes.
SO MUCH CHEEK!
Upvote for birbolution.
"They're friendly but if they come to close just hit them with da shampoo"- Carl
The people nuked the emus or the emus bombed the people?... those are 2 very different endings
There was a second emu war??? I'm an uninformed American learning all this for the first time...
Thank you for making my Monday morning uncomfortable first thing. Everything else is uphill from here...
It makes me itchy looking at it
My ovaries grew ovaries.
All I remember about the dwemer ruins was glitching out... over and over and over and over...
Dis is mine.
If toes are beans then what are nipples?