WeHavePi

10909 pts ยท December 27, 2015


"What are you looking here for? What do you think I have? Pi porn?", I ask, hiding a stack of DVDs.

That right there is what we call "quitter talk."

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You sound like good people, brains suck and taking responsibility for that is hard. I hope it gets better for you.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is that why she's your ex?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good on you for becoming a better person, man. I don't like people that cheat, but self-improvement is the shit and you should feel good.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Much like the reason the male G-spot is right up there inside your butthole

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe she IS an STD

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excuse me, but if I ever stop making everything a joke I'll have to process my emotions and THAT' never happening.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Smooth and wholesome. Take my upvote and go, you glorious bastard.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're right, but for some reason it's funnier when they said "good"...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's okay dude, we all horny post once in a while.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I respect that, the only thing that really pisses me off is poorly thought out opinions

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right, but you do see how rape and murder would not benefit civil society, right?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't seem like a very cranky old geezer...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey man, everybody poops, even girls

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes you can, just get rid of warning labels and leave it to sort itself out. If I have to tell you not to eat shampoo...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Competent rulers who assimilated into the local culture and had generations of progeny here.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Influence out of our history. They're trying to make out like the Mughals and Nizams were invaders who looted us, rather than relatively 2/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There is also a push from this government to "rewrite" history, but from what I can tell, they're basically writing all the Muslim 1/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Muslims during the Hindu/Muslim riots that took place in Gujarat in 2001 while he was chief minister of the state.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There's also a bunch of past history about Narendra Modi that suggests that he either encouraged or was complicit in the death of several 1/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

INDIAN SOIL. To me, that's textbook strongman/dictator, pre-genocidal moves.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes, this. There is a bill that just got passed that basically takes Indian citizenship away from millions of Muslims who were BORN ON 1/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I hate to break it to ya, mate, but you're really not. 74 million people just voted for an orange turd. Y'all are fucked.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Proto-genocidal government. As an Indian, go get 'em, Mr. Trudeau.

5 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 3

You're not entirely wrong... But Trudeau isn't interfering in our matters, he's taking a stance that will piss off our openly casteist, 1/

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 4

I've been waiting for decades for California, New York and Washington to secede...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Text tends to lose a lot of context like that. The /s is your friend.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a good friend.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1