WalkerLillard

58611 pts ยท May 22, 2014


musician and startup founder

Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

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Treebeard pretty much sums it up.

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Every corporate commercial right now.

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First attempt at particle animations!

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Whale, what do you think?

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This.

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Been practicing with Illustrator recently, trying to get better!

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When it's 8 weeks later but you and most of Wisconsin haven't received any unemployment or backpay...

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All unemployed Wisconsinites currently staring at their DWD accounts

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Every parent talking to their children while under quarantine.

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Going to work today as Bob Ross

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When you make a post and it gets immediately downvoted 7 seconds later.

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For National Pet Day, I'd like to introduce my fluffy asshole; Logan.

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Drunken Business Ideas

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Things are getting tricky out there. Better save your game.

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About to go on, wish me luck

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Dating sucks.

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So in the HP universe, does everyone cast spells in the same language? What about countries who don't speak with Latin roots...

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I play drums in a wedding band. just finished a 7 hour set. this pretty much sums up how I feel

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I'm in Wisconsin's 25 Under 25!

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When you're scheduled to work a Baby Shower for 40 people on Superbowl Sunday...

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Don't negotiate with terrorists.

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Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good...

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When you realize that the increase of political posts has decreased the amount of creepy pornstar posts on the FP in the last 2 months.

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When I forget to turn the oven off before leaving hell

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Follow up investor meeting for my start-up is in the morning... I'm fine...

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When doing a little morning research and your mom calls...

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When an alien army attempts to break through our Wakandan force field

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I built a startup company!

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And the Lord Sayeth: Balls Back, Biatch

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MRW when I see people walking around in a snow storm with shorts on...

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When you open the oven and shove your face towards it to check on the cookies but forget about the heat wave

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I think I finally may have found what I want to do for the rest of my life...

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Attempted to watch the pilot episode of "Supergirl"... now I'm constipated from all the corn

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I've had the chat feature for one day and I'm already getting spam messages for " discreet hookups"

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When you keep asking someone what they want for Christmas but they keep repeating that ONE gift that's WAAAAY outside of your price range...

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2016 has claimed another...

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When all you want to do is reconnect with your son and he decides he'd rather jump off a balcony...

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When you sent out your Secret Santa gift and you want yours to arrive because everyone is already getting theirs

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When it's snowing too hard outside and you just want your guest to stay over instead of driving

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Here you are, Imgur... This is for all the thirst I've witnessed tonight...

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When life arrives to screw you over and it's packing some meat

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Woah Imgur, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me??

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when my employer expects me to drive half an hour to a staff meeting on my only day off...

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When you're right in the middle of researching, but your mom calls...

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All Americans Today...

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When you get a call at 4:45 a.m. about buying a timeshare...

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Everyone seems to have happy fulfilling lives with good careers, loving marriages, and positive futures... they must all have...

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When you check the fridge after watching the Food Network all day...

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This year, I am thankful for you, Imgur!

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My job just started playing Christmas music...

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Just got a promotion! And I got a girlfriend!! and I lost 5 lbs!!! this week is shaping up

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When you're friend decides to snoop in your room and they accidentally knock over the never-opened bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label your grandfather bought you before he passed...

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Merry Christmas from Lilly and I

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My Aunt was trying to force her Jehovah's witness beliefs on my daughter...

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Here is my menu for my hypothetical restaurant!

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