3775 pts · June 12, 2015
Englishman. Doctor. Musician. Motorcyclist. Lover. Browser of the dankest of memes.
Mine is coming within the next two weeks… so excited!
How about ass to trout?
Light
YIPYIPYIPYIPYIP
Delicious- cream then jam though for the most points!
And I’m sad to see you be downvoted like that. Completely agree with you, the death penalty is revenge, not punishment.
They both have switches that I bet are SOOO satisfying to press
That’s in the Science Museum, not too far from the Apollo 10 capsule!
You rang?
Ah the four rings of ‘fuck everyone else’
Motherer, choo choo fuck
Well now that’s just rude.
I’m not ya cum-chugging thundercunt, you poorly dressed, moustache-riding spaff-nozzle!
I ain’t your cuntflap, twatstain!
Had a crack at one in Dorset a while back. Huge amounts of fun.
That would do it...
Thanks, Marv. But does the Pope shit in the woods? Somethings we just aren’t meant to know.
https://youtu.be/PGVh8qCHZqk
But do you pull the tapeworm out of your ass?
Whitney’s dancin’ powder
FLAPPETYFLAPPETYFLAPPETYFLAPPETYFLAPPETYFLAPPETYFLAPPETYFLAPPETY
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Every single NHS hospital I know about. And most charge bullshit prices for staff. And there’s never anywhere to park.
Fun fact: nigel thornberry was an incredible lover
Mate if that’s what it looks like see a goddam urologist
But there’s a much higher chance of getting slewn up by the chavs...
Mine is coming within the next two weeks… so excited!
How about ass to trout?
Light
YIPYIPYIPYIPYIP
Delicious- cream then jam though for the most points!
And I’m sad to see you be downvoted like that. Completely agree with you, the death penalty is revenge, not punishment.
They both have switches that I bet are SOOO satisfying to press
That’s in the Science Museum, not too far from the Apollo 10 capsule!
You rang?
Ah the four rings of ‘fuck everyone else’
Motherer, choo choo fuck
Well now that’s just rude.
I’m not ya cum-chugging thundercunt, you poorly dressed, moustache-riding spaff-nozzle!
I ain’t your cuntflap, twatstain!
Had a crack at one in Dorset a while back. Huge amounts of fun.
That would do it...
Thanks, Marv. But does the Pope shit in the woods? Somethings we just aren’t meant to know.
https://youtu.be/PGVh8qCHZqk
But do you pull the tapeworm out of your ass?
Whitney’s dancin’ powder
FLAPPETYFLAPPETYFLAPPETYFLAPPETYFLAPPETYFLAPPETYFLAPPETYFLAPPETY
Every single NHS hospital I know about. And most charge bullshit prices for staff. And there’s never anywhere to park.
Fun fact: nigel thornberry was an incredible lover
Mate if that’s what it looks like see a goddam urologist
But there’s a much higher chance of getting slewn up by the chavs...