2-22-22 Tuesday
I thought this guy looked familiar!
Where there's something you don't see every day.
When your movie is still sitting at 100% fresh and you're waiting for that one asshole to submit a rotten review.
Is this what you want, Imgur? A shot of me getting kicked in the nuts while shooting a film freshman year?
Sean Spicer has been fighting with Dippin' Dots for years
Knew this guy looked familiar!
Future Out of Office Message
A hobby I'm starting to pick up is making updated versions of Retro backgrounds.
"Southwest is known for kicking a fat guy off a plane years ago. How could an airline do any worse?" United Airlines: "Hold my beer."
MRW when I make it to the Front Page and someone needs to be reminded of my username.
MRW when I read so called "epic takedowns" in reply to Trump's tweets.
Wife and I bought a cabinet to refurnish. Now that she's off to work, I'm Just getting ready to paint it today.
Merry Christmas from Bumblefuck, DE!
Alright people, just a little over 22 days to go in the year. Let's follow this sage advice.
Deadpool's Blu-Ray Christmas Packaging if you haven't seen it. Marketing continues to kill it.
For when you absolutely must post clickbait.
In a world of despair, be a William H. Macy dutifully smiling with an assault rifle.
When theaters go under, it will be because of this shit.
Let's be honest about this Image and the Election:
When I think I'm at a Nazi rally but actually I'm at the Republican National Convention
What I imagine Devin Faraci did that night at the bar when bragging to his buddies.
What randomly hammering in my office must sound like to the others in my suite.
When it's been 36 hours and my iPhone still has 18% left.
Both Red Dead Redemption Maps to scale
"I Didn't Need this Job Anyway" vs. One Week of Unemployment
Pug Spin
MRW to "In need of Thoughts and Prayers" Facebook posts.
Small hands and all, this sums up tonight's debate.
Oh, I'm sure Devin Faraci doesn't remember...
That's just fuckin' great, man.
I tried to post something in UserSub on July 29th and this is how I was treated.
Seriously, fuck this guy.
4:59 Day after Finals. Campus is a Ghost Town. Gave it my best shrug. I will be impressed if they're still there in the morning.
As a Clinton voter/Bernie supporter, this should go down as the image her campaign is remembered by. CNN has since changed their mobile site.
MRW when I'm always stuck in UserSub and I hear about July 29th...
Did...did Guiliani just confirm 9/11 was an inside job?
Not a badly photoshopped image of Michael Cera, just coincidental NewsFeed shit.
Lucasfilm/Disney, please stop releasing new trailers and TV Spots.
"Should I put the time in and make a proper GIF of this because there isn't one on Imgur?
MRW Star Wars ended at 2AM last night, I have a 12 hour drive to Philly today, and I for some reason decided to be a good employee and go into work.
MRW everyone thinks I'm a goddamn crazy person and my point is suddenly validated.
What I imagine when someone shows me the map of how far the Proclaimers walk just to be the one who wakes up next to you.
Quantum Leap: "I'm disabled?"
Red Dead Redemption Map compared to Apparent RDR2 Map
Alright Internet, world premiere happened, review embargo is up, we're almost there. Gentlemen's agreement to not spoil anything until at least Monday.
I go equally nuts over getting to go to Chick Fil-A guilt free.
Conversation about an article titled "Why Millennials are Ruining the Workforce" spins out of control.
Recap of the last 24-48 hours on Facebook.
It finally makes sense now. This is what it's like in Kayne West's head.
MRW I was only hired two months ago and I'm conducting interviews. I'm the captain now.
Free Fudgsicles!
Iowa right about now.
I SHIT YOU NOT!
MRW it's my last week and my boss is asking me for input.
MRW it's my last week of work and I can't take my coworker anymore.
Spent the last few minutes chatting with Verizon regarding promos to switch carriers. Wasn't getting the answers I had hoped for, so I decided to ask the hard-hitting questions.