Basil Ganglia, a non-alcoholic gimlet
7
1
203
Mongo like new tablet!
2
7
91
Gravity anomaly detected...
0
5
309
Chevy Bolt on flooded highway near Seaside, Oregon
2
7
353
Meyer lemon Corpse Revivor No. 2 (half drunk)
4
3
990
Liquid hot magma about to spill out of Kilauea!
12
5
942
Paid rent in cash, included a note for my landlord.
59
24
1427
STUPID ROBOTS STEALING ALL THE JOBS!
31
8
153
Fuck you, Alan.
30
14
46
One ball and mocked by beverages. Ouch.
13
7
112
Wildfire melts tail lights off Audi before car escapes
15
7
1634
It happened! Kilauea's lava lake overflowed at about 2 am last night!
20
6
197
Because it’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring.
6
2
119
Aunt Cannibal
-2
1
1
Rat's nest in motor compartment of my three-week-old Chevy Bolt. Shit.
4
9
541