Vocks

2974 pts ยท November 30, 2011


He has a belt on. You can see one of the other guys take it off of him in the video. His singlet is folded over it.

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Seven Thousand Ten. Seven Thousand Eleven. Seven Thousand Twelve.

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Never forget.

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Link's sausage*

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

I mean, what doesn't taste good sauteed in garlic butter?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Nissan

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put it back in your pockets where it belongs.

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Electrons be like, "I'm just floating around in a cloud of probability."

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I means that the trends are changing so that thing might not be around any more so you should enjoy it while you can.

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I can't keep picturing you with him. And It hurts so bad, yeah.

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I wonder if Jeff Goldblum's entire life is just an interior monologue that he thinks should be shared with the world.

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THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

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+ C. You need to brush up on indefinite vs. definite integrals, son.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How do you figure 29+?

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Shrek is love.

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He didn't even use a transmutation circle.

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I feel like his arrogant, aloof delivery is what actually makes him funny. If he presented his jokes in any other way, they wouldn't work.

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I thought it was his foot at first. And then I almost threw up.

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Martha Stewart taught me this.

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Is this a Leo post? Because it reminds me of Leo for some reason.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mylanta

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Aren't you talking about Joe Staley?

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Since he was drafted by the 49ers.

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He's an OT, bud.

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The closest I'll ever come to having sex.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But she's not black.

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Yikes.

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Fair enough.

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That's why he said "also."

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