Vitty

8759 pts ยท May 14, 2015


The best part of this is the name Wilson Wong

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That's a turtle

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Drill fork, you can drill and fork....mostly fork

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Always upmop Scrubs

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Is imgur still bitter about hula hooping?

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I only see one yellow city coffee mug

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Australian with Irish parents, I am a ghost

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And throw their trash anywhere

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It's sorta true, I went to a private school and sometimes there would be orange scraps in our water fountain because teenagers are animals 1

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Best dog you'll ever have

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I thought it meant cola because if it's in a can and he takes a drink the can tab would go up his nose

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Vegemite all the way. Also this pic is showing the top shelf, Vegemite is kept on the middle shelf for easy access

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I just thought the guy was sitting there so long that they painted around him

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People are always "Huntsmans are fine, they kill other insects" yeah, but they scary as hell and I don't want that shit in my house!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My mum would just walk away so I'd chase after her and throw myself on the ground again and she would just walk around me and keep shopping

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I have a friend named Greg and after seeing that reddit thread replacing me/I with Greg, he got a tshirt that said "Greg will survive"

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My Oma is from Slovenia. Fun fact: If Hitler didn't take over Slovenia, her village would have starved to death

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My crazy bus lady told me that she went to Antartica and saved the world from global warming

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Those tourist pants are so comfy though

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Honking gets louder and freaks her even more so we have to pick her up and hold her close until she starts to calm down

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My dog starts breathing heavily and it sounds like a sort of wheezing honk and it freaks her out so she gets more stressed and the 1/2

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I snap the taco shell and then make and eat my taco like a sandwich

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I have a flight home booked to surprise my mum for Mother's Day but I still forgot it was this weekend

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My friend called my corgi Lieutenant Dan because "he got no legs"

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Moved out of home a couple months ago. It's a big step but worth it. I wish I lived close enough to visit my folks thought

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Man I've been doing it completely wrong

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Oooooh yeah. Bitch should be fired but the boss has a soft spot for her

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Wrong! I'm laying on my back, not my side

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#32

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The website asks for your credit card details but it's just to make sure you're 18

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