ViralFilth

105 pts ยท February 24, 2015


Was an engineer on a destroyer in Norfolk...this hits home

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the internet, everyone is assumed a man because seeing a woman is like seeing a unicorn...in a sea of penis.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also would like to take his mom to dinner.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw it alot with black sailors in my command as well. Pretty sad.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Quest" Pizza. Sold at Walmart. Keto friendly personal pizzas. Thin crust. Not bad.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I see the poop emoji....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apologies. I meant crossing both at the same time. However, I've never heard of a gold dragon. Sounds like a sex move involving R Kelly.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah, shellback is for crossing the equator and back. Golden shellback is for crossing the prime meridian. Source - I'm a shellback.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Team America, World Police

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They only let us jump off and swim for our swim qualifications, not just to have fun. I've seen some that do, and I'm jealous...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EA Engineer on DDG, can confirm.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For those first ten days of tennis shoe camp where you don't get to use your phone? Ok.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Errr, wanna come down to the pit and do sounding and security watch? We'll switch for a bit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

None of us like our job. Sad that it bleeds into our personal lives. Bleh.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now dump it on the floor and eat it like an animal you piece of shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Realized after post, hoped no one would read... thanks for crushing dreams...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You farted out a horde of demons? Seems unsafe.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man...if only I could cook...or had motivation...or friends I could share that with...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So...is that a smear of love juice on the last one?... This is important...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too, but are you including family members of the subs? Cuz damn...I can only complete 9-10 without working an assload of OT.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Future AV with the Navy. Hope they have a suggestion box when I graduate.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0