VerticallyGifted

1524 pts ยท December 9, 2015


I am a dude who likes stuff and things. Upvoter of cats and cars. I mostly lurk but sometimes comments while drinking. R.I.P. Mr. Puckett.

Wise words from an undoubtedly hoopy frood :D

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6'6" dude here... do they have a Denver chapter? :D

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I re-read the series once every couple of years... I too am less than hip :D

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost." /fin

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of..

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Where'd ya dig up this shit-bird"

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best line from Whistler: "Where'd ya dig up this shit-bird"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Electrician - "Hey new guy! Go out to the van and get me a box of watts, ASAP!"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fellow sparky here, my favorites are the "pipe stretcher" and the "box of watts" ahaha

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Attention: You are now breathing manually.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So is the cameraperson just walking all over that or ?

6 years ago | Likes 538 Dislikes 5

This... this is why I can't quit Imgur. +1

6 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

Just finished my 2nd reread and I cannot effin wait for the next one this November!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just... wow.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha I tried it once with my cat, she walked just enough to get the leash taut, then flopped over. Wouldn't move after that.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

To a flying creature, water is just thicc air.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Title is correct, but cats and area look suspiciously clean...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

witnessed, 36 minutes and going!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"HIT ANY BUTTON! THEY ALL RETALIATE!"

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Or perhaps i was just browsing random for too long...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think he was wrung through the U.S. Healthcare wringer, but lately he'll drop a post every now and again

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

floof tail is great but title is perfect +1

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ok cangarejos :D +1

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just sorta *shimmies*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*but then you remember

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0