Vernersen

471 pts ยท July 9, 2019


I believe front butt is the common phrase inhere..

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Very funny DAD...!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What was the idea in the fisrt place.. ? chugging in fastest time or.. ?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slay me with thar meat curtain...!! Wait that didn't come out right..

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you pretend sleep i a gaming chair if it isn't staged.. !

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just so you know, I was a black belt on IK+ Karate on amiga 500.. Ahh yes, the good ol' 90's

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do we never see this from the start when they hammer the spikes in..?! I wanna see THAT..

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That lady should go as Stiflers mom next year..

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who peels potatoes over a baking sheet..?!?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Denmark - About 11 $ Pr. month. Free text, 10 hour calls. 10 GB data. Don't need more.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is "sick days used" I mean if you're sick you're sick.. ?!? or do you americans have a certain number of sick days allowed a year.. ?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why not use an extensionhandle with a 90 degree bend..?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHAT...!! NO CHEESE...!! This can't be american..!?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think i wore out our copy on VHS when i was a kid in the 80's great movie..

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, I heard "Murder carpet" at first and was really confused..

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here.. Had it done in my thirtys, a but weird at first but now it's fine.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Don't you install traps to prevent this from happening..?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep in mind that we still pay about 50% income tax.. Oh and gas just rose to about 8.8 usd pr gallon..

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I fear not being alone in the dark.. I fear NOT being alone in the dark..

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sound is how i imagine an aussie girlfriend initiates oral sex

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so out of sync, Had to Urban dictionary what 'doing a bump' meant... God i'm old..

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use chunks of dark chocolate in mine, I'm not a fan of currants (Or rasins) But nice worp OP

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Recipe"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Burgir..

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, And no military pieces..!!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is her dad the guy from food wishes on youtube.. ?! They sound almost the same..

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know, But sometimes you wake up REALLY exited..

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0