Velosh

352944 pts ยท January 4, 2019


I have entirely too much time on my hands, so I like to make things with them. I don't think I can put anything here that wouldn't be a given for someone who uses the internet as much as I do. I don't mind conversation though so...

I'm super interested in getting off this planet too, I just don't have the budget for that shit.

4 years ago | Likes 554 Dislikes 1

nu punk

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'll fit don't worry, the garage may never be the same after, but you can get it in there if you're motivated.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm with you, but it should be for extreme circumstances like "Okay, who did you kill and where is the body...shit I'll be right over..."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People who call me when I'm trying to sleep don't give AF about my life.

4 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 2

I mean, kinda yeah. If all the sockets are in use, electricity is not available for another device right?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell a couple of people I know would be happy with just views.

4 years ago | Likes 260 Dislikes 1

That'll buff right out.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can HEAR it.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Fun thing is, those thermometers aren't very big, but the very idea will scare them off. Ellie will likely know.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you wanna be real, everything, the up votes, the down votes, all the awards, none of them have any value.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

and an addendum that says "Sorry the only ones we have are Livestock Thermometers designed for horses."

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Hey Salmonella breath! Who's a big dumb brown vulture covered in hair? is it you? yes it is!"

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

2,4, and 9

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to live in the DFW area, truck had no AC, bake in the truck or bake in the truck with a hot breeze were the options.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

In North Korea he's the only one who thinks those jeans are actually skinny, everyone else would have no problem fitting, with extra room.

4 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I was hoping to hear Balrog's stage theme if I unmuted, instead of I got Poker Face...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't work in Texas, but you could market it as a hair dryer on the go down there instead.

4 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 4

Sugar Glider I think

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Its okay, I understand. Not everyone likes everyone they meet. I still had good friends and I'm sure you had good friends of your own.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was the kind of kid who pretended to be Chernabog while watching Fantasia, I was fine with the devil.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah same, but you know 10 seconds after the first customer gets to the station, it'll be complete chaos.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Some things are only good in fantasy, for that I go with images, for everything else I have a wife, who shows me those images.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its a pretty expensive prank I've gotta admit...

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good set of pipes.

4 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

I've laid in a coffin before, its surprisingly comfy. I'm not a vampire don't worry vampires don't exist, don't be silly. bleh.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I want to make an app that does this specifically to mess with people. Some probably already has though.

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