Velixar

168 pts · September 17, 2017


Just the wind.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Title is a trap

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I feel the strange need to toss a road flare.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, constipation.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All your weight went straight to your beard.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Iirc domestic cats have hunted like 26 bird species to extinction

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don’t change the password, just throttle only their devices lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never seen a 300 pound turkey?

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

You have committed crimes against Imgur and her people, what say you in your defense?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I just shred the electric bills they send in the mail and refuse to pay. Works like a charm.

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

They probably aren’t. Moms like this think their brats are just perfect little angels lol.

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

*visible disgust*

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They’re just rats with fluffy tails. They’re pretty terrible tbh. They eat baby birds.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

As Q said, “Ugly bags of mostly water.”

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 year old girl died in #14 driver survived.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the Scar/Hitler parallels.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

At Taco Bell it's just poisoning, not food poisoning.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I make myself very clear when I talk to dealers. You break it, you fix it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell, a program on Windows '95 could solve Sudokus

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol not unless she has a penis.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the saying? "95% of people only use 5% of Excel"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't recommend a hand job, it might get ripped off.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You should just make a gif of the Hamburg riots

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's not supposed to go that way.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Impressive. Your car can do what a piece of wood can do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I can't *not* upvote this.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0