Varnna

6616 pts ยท November 3, 2019


I need one of those trays. The family shop is littered with the remains of hundreds of loose screws. Yes, we freely admit we have a screw loose or two. Life is an adventure when you put things back together and come up with parts left over, after all.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THAT is what Americans SHOULD have seen.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

1. Reminds me of an interview with Dr Ruth who said the oddest call she ever got was from someone who had a thing for putting onion rings on his member and the girl who enjoyed eating them. Different strokes for different folks! The donuts sound delightful, by the way.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The sped up clipity-clops tickled my brain.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That look is calling to me. Didn't think I had it in me, but it makes sense. Think I'm going to show the husband. Its been 20 years after all. Its time for me to drive.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The more things have changed, the more other things stay the same.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I see Syphilis has gained sentience.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For all our faults, we humans are some pretty clever creatures when inspired.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay. There ARE worse drivers than Texans.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

" Roll that beautiful bean-brained footage"

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have no business being there, and the very Earth tells me so.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nothing makes me thirst for wine like the deeds of a foolish god's children.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here I was just cheering on Pazuzu during The Exorcist. He knows all too well the predations of priests, after all.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like I'm not going to die of old age after all.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss my emu. Someone dumped her out in the country, and I was the only one crazy enough to take her in. She loved dog food, showers, and entertaining the kids next door by picking on the local dogs that would come by.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sense a 'your momma' joke in here somewhere.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I might know this airport.. Love seeing these in practice.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The new cars are damned near impossible to change a simple battery on, much less a headlight.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't date her without a football helmet, at least.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I was management, and I rather have my team dancing any time! Happy employees do better work. Keep a good vibe rolling!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda shocked they can find insurance for those things any more.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wheel nuts. Not the wheels, just the nuts.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The less obvious adjustments are the most fun to make. They usually have awesome impact as well.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only sphere he needs to be concerned with.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm a southpaw, but mom wouldn't let me use my left hand at all for learning to hold a pencil. She trained that out of me early since I was going to religious school, and she couldn't handle the shame of having a lefty.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice. You destroyed your child's future for your own shallow causes. May this eat at your psyche for the rest of your miserable years. I hope it haunts you.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Put these on Billboards.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have something for Elon.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Feckin Genius. I hope they get free beer for life.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0