VariousTypesOfPurple

630 pts · December 19, 2025


why does he sound like such a douchebag

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CHEE-chaw, CHEE-chaw

2 days ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

that is some high-quality responsibility-deflection. it's not THEIR fault, it's the other guy's fault

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bones are the skeletons' money
In our world, bones equal dollars
That’s why they’re coming out tonight
To get their bones from you
The skeletons will pull your hair
Up, but not out
All they want is another chance at life
They’ve never seen so much food as this
Underground there’s half as much food as this
And the worms are their money
The bones are their dollars

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

totally deserstated by nucular war

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what actually is the rumor?

1 week ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

civiliaq would be a cool word

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

40 years in the dessert

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

we've... been... trying... to... reach... you...

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Colorado begs to differ

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this place needs fewer "this place needs more x" posts

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

"wait, WHICH vancouver do you live in? what do you mean there's one in wa"

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what that pinecone doin

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

i don't think anything's been released yet so...

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

i run my own bismuth, chap

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's up with cubehead

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Saitch from dasnee

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bet he won't do that again

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

So much farting in the dark

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Right? Flies are like 30 chitin which has no protein in it

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No it doesn't

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

why is dr horrible in this video

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i ain't payin that, get that outta my house

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

these are good ones! motorcycle guy got me good. i'm suing you

1 month ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

hey wait a minute, it's the 17th of frabrewary, not marge!

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

i'm guessing a guy name rollo cuts out each pice of paper to the right shape and glues it together

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

imma bulk up on the new parmaleo diet

1 month ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 1

fun fact it is possible to extract actual genetic material from literal bullcrap

1 month ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

get to the point already sheesh /s

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there IS no coming back from it. the experiment is over. the country is lost. until next time, astronauts!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4