VampireBill

28329 pts · March 25, 2014


Coffee. Bourbon. Beer.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Master has given Dobby a sock.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two in the pink, one in the stink. Or you can minivan. Two in the front, 5 in the back. Or fist both holes. Whatever.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

@ISeeNipp-Oh. Oh yeah... Never mind...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What a coincidence! I tell her that too!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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It looks neat. It also looks sooooo uncomfortable to actually use.

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I have an idea. I’m just going to comment on your posts and comments. Each time a different picture of some type of weasel.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Copious amounts of candy corn over a couple days make it taste like caramel.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am eternal.

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I’ve been ferreting around for another pun but I’m having a difficult time thinking of one...

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I agree with yabo. Great risk, potentially great reward. Or they fail and you’re fucked. What’s more important?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve been headhunted because of my abilities. I don’t need to search and I’ve worked hard to get where I am.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe you think you’re better than you are if all you can find is an entry level position for less money. Just putting that out there.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gang violence is another issue altogether. And if I’m being honest, I really don’t care if criminals kill other criminals.

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Gang violence is another issue altogether. And if I’m being honest, I really don’t care if criminals kill other criminals.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gang incidents shouldn’t count as mass shootings unless it involves innocent people. And then you should only count those not in a gang.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I wonder if ethyl mercaptan tastes as bad as it smells.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am aware of that. And to believe it could ever come to that again, at least on U.S. soil, is beyond absurd.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They are. You know. Because they’re being put in “concentration camps” at the border. And the ones that can’t work are being gassed /s

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 6

They’re going to ban 3D printers in the UK now.

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Much to my neighbor across the way’s dismay...

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I haven’t shit in the road but one time I walked to the end of my driveway, dropped my pants and pissed in the street...

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Much worse.

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Man surprised when his actions have consequences.

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