In lighter news
Yeah...I'd Brush
Postmates tip = $6.66
For all the college students heading into finals season...
Alright, I see you
missed opportunity
Idiom Art - Left To Your Own Devices
untitled
antel-obotomy
MRW I finally let out that fart I've been holding in after all day meetings
MRW I get a new pack of hanes
Canadians IRL
here
goddammit, SF
MRW I find myself in a giant red vines wrestling match
My phone usb cable is smiling at me
MFW my nicotine patch and morning coffee high wears off
First shower after a decent sunburn
Eh, what the hell.
Five more sleeps until MASHED POTATOES
MRW I just CAN'T EVEN
Deer
Not OC. Deal with it.
MRW I try and make friends with a group of smokers
Hipster kids need only apply
A premonition
MRW an elderly family member gets racist and I don't want to be rude
MRW I see a group of people walking through the woods and I'm super hungry for brains, but I got no lower body.
Dat Zoidberg tho
turns out it opens like every other bag of chips
MFW I'm trying to hold back all my homicidal tendencies and just PLAY IT COOL, MAN
When you see that FedEx truck on your block
He can put a coal in my stocking ANY day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Playing pretty2ugly with Hudson
Supportive GF
MRW my boss asks me for a progress report at the end of a day working from home