VTMarik

6343 pts ยท January 27, 2015


I'm a rag & bone philosopher, a seeker of truth, and one of the biggest nerds you've ever seen. You name it: Tokusatsu, anime, sci-fi, cartoons. Favorite books range from My Teacher is an Alien to The Elegant Universe, favorite shows run the gamut from the 50s to today. I especially love obscure movies and TV shows (One of my favorites being Buckaroo Banzai). You can expect some random shit from me. "Walking the path of heaven, the one who will rule the world. My name is Souji Tendou."

He was the only president who wasn't president.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It was the dawn of the third age of mankind...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I boil them then finish them off in a pan fry, best of both.

8 years ago | Likes 912 Dislikes 2

I don't think I'll ever be over Macho Grande

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm trying to smoke these hornets to death so I can steal their honey, they keep stinging me on the mouth and I think I just swallowed one!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/50qBV

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Do not watch the blade!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The customer is not right when they are an abusive jackass because they want to use expired coupons on clearance goods.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Does he still have the Crimson Gem in his head?

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

85 cents...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/50qBV

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Matt Frewer is in it? I'm binging it all, tonight.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I gotta get you a phrase book or something, this mix and match shit's gotta go.

8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

He charges a million a shot...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't that the guy who did the fandango?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must've been the wind

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"But that Lily was easily the worst"

8 years ago | Likes 622 Dislikes 14

So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd say Excalibur qualifies as mythological since there is still debate if Arthur did exist at one time

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bring back the XFL, merge with both arena football leagues, make an actual alternative to NFL, profit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This new Metal Slug is looking better and better!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I always wondered how they made Weenie Burgers back in olden times.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but if we prevent a sequel he can just die of obscurity! Foolproof plan!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would violate a very clear rule in Hollywood. You see, Sean Bean would live, and that cannot happen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And in that ship there was a Bob, a rare Bob, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zathras warn Zathras, but Zathras never listen to Zathras. Zathras quiet one in family.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice to see that Kelly and the Stud are back on the road!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You gonna tell him he can't have it?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0