Usoki

1116 pts ยท May 5, 2014


Also, knowing who lies and who tells the truth means nothing when you don't know which door is safe and which door is death. People assume the liar has the bad door but that's never stated. The point of the riddle is that you have to learn which door is safe with only one question.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd thought that the H came from early 2000s meme flash animation culture. It was randomly chosen, and anything else is a backronym.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Extra related note-- a valid form of ID is required to vote in Kansas. The vast majority of citizens use their driver's licenses for this.

4 weeks ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Okay, but... if I lock my feet and knees to stay facing forward, I cannot bend my hip in such a way that I could rest on a surface directly behind me. So why would the human expect a centaur to be that flexible? It's a human torso, not an owl neck.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"I served under the Reagan administration, which gleefully allowed AIDS to run rampant among the LGBTQ+ Community, and I wonder if there were signs of our bigotry and hatred back then."

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#17 I love it when people try to use stars in the sky for romance. The light we see is hundreds, thousands, millions of years old depending on the star in question-- and that star may already be dead. Let alone the part where the distance between those two stars in the sky is equally indescribable.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Much worse than that, actually. https://nanoscandal.com goes into the details.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And that was the interim director who said that. The prior director stepped down after a scandal involving allegations of child grooming on the forums that went uninvestigated for several months.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's going the way of Inktober, and I love to see it.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would also like to have this explained. ...for my friend. Who is me.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, to quote Swedish Chef-- "Horpa, flibbity foopy floop. Hork bork bork!"

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 Why yes, I am sick in bed. Please give me the food I asked for, only cut into 50+ pieces with dozens of toothpicks that I have to carefully disassemble. I am definitely not cranky from the sickness and totally won't begin to plot my revenge.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OIMP -- Otters In My Pants

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The two things are completely unrelated, but they are both accurately labeled. It's an anti-joke.

9 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

If this happened in the US-- if it's insured as an antique or some other specialty policy, they'd have pretty good odds of getting it covered by insurance. But yeah, if it's just a standard policy, it would almost certainly a total loss settlement. Since this is presumably the UK, or at least Europe, I am not sure what the options would be.

9 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I feel this. I struggle with the difference between "a man who does not conform to gender stereotypes" and "not actually a man" but like... I don't have to understand it to respect it and support it. I am never gonna dispute or gatekeep a person's sincere label.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, sure, but 88 mph is chosen because-- conversion bot, I see. Carry on.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Yes, the tea is the hot goss.

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He could get Gov flood insurance, they have to accept pretty much anyone. Does he want to pay the almost certainly expensive cost of it? Probably not. But he could.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And yeah, the intentional flooding means there is almost no way insurance will kick in... but if they didn't have the right policy, what do they have to lose? Flood is an excluded peril for pretty much any insurance policy except for specific, flood-only policies.

11 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I mean... it's not as crazy as it sounds. One of the biggest causes of flood damage is the heavy, static weight of water pressing against an empty interior space until something breaks and water gushes in. This is the exact logic Flood Vents use-- if you can't prevent damage you can at least lessen it. The inner and outer water pressure is balanced, and so hopefully the only damage will be replacing any furnishings prone to mildew.

11 months ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 1

It's also worth noting "comedy" just means "happy ending" for the 1600s, so it's not all a laugh riot. "Merchant of Venice" or "The Tempest" can be very problematic in places, but it is what it is.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stick to the comedies, and avoid the tragedies or the historicals. Common ones include "A Midsummer Night's Dream", "Twelvth Night", "As You Like It", "Taming of the Shrew", and "Much Ado About Nothing".

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nice Try, time traveller. We're still onto you.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does... Barcus not usually have eyes or glasses? I am very clearly missing something here if these are the only two pages.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#50 is gonna color your next 2-3 poops blue/green from the massive amount of food coloring needed for that shade of black.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sayers will stage it's hated.

1 year ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 6

We know the interior sum is 180, we know the line is 180... so we'd assume the bottom middle is not drawn to scale. It is indeed 135.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Someone tried to cook one of our display pretzels once-- it exploded into dozens of pieces when the internal pressure broke and destroyed the microwave.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dating apps are the WORST. I had to go with a one month on, two months off rotation for my self-esteem and sanity.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0