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4236 pts ยท April 12, 2015


I didn't want to write anything. It's safe to assume I like cats, though.

I've been gone a few months. Still can't favorite comments. Guess I'll come back in a year and check again. Until then, +1 to you

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure it does. Hello from Ann Arbor!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely found two users with that handle on Instagram. (Because if a cop tells me to do something I'm gonna do it.)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry you think you're ugly :( In that case I will wish you the best, internet stranger.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fixing a car requires skill, which is sexy. Dishes are not sexy. Fuck your gender roles.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Then say thank you, don't tell her it turns you on to watch her doing menial labor. Wait for sexy time until fingers aren't pruney.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 11

We get it, you vape

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also your username both concerns and intrigues me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanted it to be a cheesecake :(

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

I like this joke and I like your beard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just saying I need incentive ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You first.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My roommate keeps calling me "mom" when she talks to my cats and it makes me incredibly uncomfortable. I'm their person, not their mom.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm double winning. I have both!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes, but it was moved to Disney XD, which shows cartoons that span the kid/adult demographic.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My inner drunken piano gator goes by Johann.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't believe so, not unless the officer had an open wound on her breast. In which case she probs wouldn't be feeding from that breast.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cool, thanks for the warning to stay away from Imgur on 7/29

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Camp is very entertaining...and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll fight you for him

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Username is a paradox.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Howdy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ice Bear bought those legally.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She sucked though

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have you watched Say Yes to the Dress? At least one woman refused because of the ring and it took her bf like 5 yrs to try again.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It literally says FOX on the video. So even if it was produced by a local affiliate, FOX is still taking ownership.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am hella single and would not write that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Fox news in AZ so to the intended audience it proves everything

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 20

That's what my friend told me when she started a couple years ago. It's possible something has changed or I was misinformed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0