User80085

398 pts ยท April 15, 2017


Don't knock the movie date. People do it because it's normal. People are more likely to say yes to something within their comfort zone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uncle Spinny Dervish

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Before technology? Aren't even simple tools like clubs and spears considered technology?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then they clubbed them all to death for their precious hide.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's like one of those occupational hazard videos they show you when you start a new job, but in space. Moral of the story: Wear your PPE.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Some asshole in the target's hometown would luck out and cave their skull in with a rock as soon as it was announced.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not saying it's all genetics. People aren't created equal though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They could have steadier hands, more fluid movements, better fine motor skills, better spatial awareness.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you measure the jump height of a bunch of untrained people, someone will jump the highest. That's natural talent.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a pansy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's horrifying.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

This is my backup plan if my corpse can't be thrown into a volcano.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How small we talking? Are their other small towns around you? First step would be lower your standards on physical appearance.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get it. Where' the punchline? Or the point?

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 5

What if I'm an overconfident asshole who everyone wants to murder?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never let anyone tell you not to wear shorts. You can tell me I look like a child, but you can't take my freedom.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Texas summer is always.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are plenty of rich people who dress like assholes. Also, either of these guys would look like a fucking dipshit in a Gucci belt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 Spartans didn't have cars or flashlights or washing machines either. A scale is a useful tool for seeing how much you weigh.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Mountain and the coked up honey badger.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I demand divorce by combat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sharp enough to bisect an inferior European blade with a flick of the wrist.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

World's Strongest Man barely tests. When Marius Pudzianowski got popped, it was for cocaine. That guy is on way more than cocaine.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Unlimited breadsticks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just date beefier dudes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't make a habit of doing hard drugs and find the middle ground of the easiest/highest paying job you're qualified for.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's something hilarious about watching someone wearing all that crustpunk bullshit getting their ass beat by a guy in a collared shirt

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 22

Honestly most people are ok at best. Don't tell them they're gods or they'll start acting like cunts.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I feel relevant.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0