We get a visiter every day on our jobsite. Today he got a new hat.
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7
4588
Dogsitting my housemate's naturally nervous doggo. I think he likes me.
6
2
383
Been a mason for 10 years, this is what I got on my anniversary.
32
23
2068
MRW I can't find an HD quality GIF to save my life.
56
18
1760
This little asshole greets me like this every day at the top of the stairs.
16
1
328
Woodworking project I did for family Christmas.
0
4
374
I work on a construction crew. Today my boss asked if we wanted to cut off early and drink beer he paid for.
882
37
59500
My boss stepped down from his tall work truck and said, "a little shit just fell out unexpectedly". I Pictured this.
0
10
1537
When I try to sneak out one last revelry from the butt trumpet and lose, liquidly.
0
0
381
Woodworking project I did for family Christmas. Recessed holes for candles in the tops of the limbs.
4
5
478
I just want to pack my lunch, asshole.
16
2
571
"Hey, I made some pork chops and asparagus for you. Not my best, but it'll make a turd". + 1 too many beers.
-4
19
331
MRW I have a phobia of turning papers over.
67
6
2923
MRW my girlfriend explains to a guy hitting on her that she has a boyfriend.
55
6
640
MRW I'm trying to violently jerk off quite a few guys.
9
6
538
When it's taco Tuesday and my GF asks if I prefer the soft or the crunchy kind.
7
1
476
MRW Someone posts this meme as a reaction gif and my girlfriend is sick of seeing it.
-3
4
403
All aboard.
0
12
346
MRW I'm lighting off leftover bottle rockets and my GF asks where the last one just went.
6
1
334
When you but but she keeps on sucking.
6
4
8
I get days off at work when it rains (I'm a mason) and my GF came back into town after a rainy week. "What have you been up to this whole time"?
12
3
435
OFW at work (masonry) my boss walked the the edge of the job site, pulled his pants and underwear down to his ankles and took a piss facing the whole crew.
26
25
12
MRW my girlfriend says she wants to play with my 'little guy'.
32
5
3
It gets better the longer you watch it.
93
11
228
MRW someone passes me the vegetable plate at dinner.
6
6
467
All I want for Christmas...
13
4
15
I'm 5'9" and every single one of my friends is over 6'2", this is me when every day they make a joke about me legally being a midget.
8
17
344
MRW an invisible girl with a big ass lets me play with it.
13
2
7173
One shelf.
17
2
49
Cyriak? Cyriak
0
3
134
I didn't even go to my first job today.
30
5
46
MRW I was about to start eating my microphone but someone asked me to do my bulldog impression.
79
6
820
MRW I forgot to put the toilet paper in the bathroom and have to walk out into the other room to get it without wiping.
10
2
330
Oh, Joan...
9
2
27
Already thinking about Monday.
9
0
1
MRW I scratch my ass then do the subtle "I'm playing with my mustache to see what it smells like" move.
7
1
659
Sex BBQ
9
9
435
BBBBBWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW
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16
829
A specified unit of time until Star Wars the Force Awakens.
84
23
1592
PIZZAS HERE
4
5
162
oh balls
18
7
286
MRW my girlfriend insists its ok to have guys night and then later we fight and she says, "you should have known it wasn't ok".
108
34
5725
Rat history.
27
8
68
Heeeeere's FN-2199!
4
6
699
When I'm laying in bed and I force a fart too hard and lose.
56
6
138
A specified unit of time until Star Wars the Force Awakens.
2782
258
6603
Amazing pool trick shot.
14
3
307
Accio white boy.
17
12
265
OPEN YOUR EYES DEBRA.
5
0
45
Reparrish Comics
23
2
70
Me IRL
32
5
24
Jason Montgomery, PhD. Age 42.
25
2
83
Oi! It's my fucking jam!
11
3
273
I've spent all day as a mason putting stone on someone else's house, now it's 7pm and I'm drunk. going to bed so it's LNI enough for me.
118
16
611
Sweet dreams!
4
2
87
Whatchu thinkin about? Ohh, nuts.
17
17
38
When I'm just cruising along with life then I suddenly remember all my responsibilities.
30
5
102
MFW my boss cracks out a beer barely halfway through the morning and tosses one to me and my coworker.
67
16
197
This might be the drugs talking, but I like drugs.
13
4
167
When you're in public but have to scratch your balls.
3
0
1164