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48578 pts · September 15, 2014


Am I supposed to know who that is with Hillary Clinton?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't been on this site in like a year and I see the same 'stolen meme' compilations. I think I made the right decision to leave

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bird got more game than me

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like any meal looks super tasty if you just add enough salt or oil to it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

All tastes like a glass of lemonade you left out for like a week.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mom probably doesn't feel the need to post your carefully crafted ho pics to give you a shallow boost

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Made it 10 minutes in or so, up until the token black chick started talking about 'destroying the patriarchy'.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also don't wear jeans while riding a motorcycle. ATGATT.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every year you burn my entire fucking garden, why Gus, why?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mora you say?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't even hit my possessions. When my PC breaks down I pet it and go: come on man just work, don't do this to me please

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nice going George Takei

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this the way to Country Kitchen Buffet?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The fake German money says bonds or bondage, the choice is yours. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

cringy af text

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

ironic those girls are not thicc at all

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Exactly, also it IS illegal in a lot of places, on public transport it can make people think you are a terrorist.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what my feet do when I'm coming

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

To be fair, Bill Gates doesn't own Microsoft anymore if you are talking about CEO.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why is it still the actual Dutch word for Netherlands? Most Dutch names got bastardized to suit the English language.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had 1 of those 99 games in 1 LED things that had like 60 versions of Tetris.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No Game No Life, an accurate summarisation of OP's sex life

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aaaaand post

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Been a cop long?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because it works. If refs gave you a straight red for this nonsense, it would be over in a week.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yo those teal bikinis are sexy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's funny, I'd kill Seth McFartCunt for a Snickers bar

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

There is a whole inception video of dogs watching dogs watching dogs watching dogs watching dogs watching Zootopia

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dilfgod also dumped all his punctuation in Detroit...

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