UnmutualOne

1229 pts ยท November 16, 2014


I'm pretty much never what anyone expects.

Where's the one where I'm ignored for 2-3 days as punishment for my transgression?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How do these people make Juleps?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that what the Andromedans turned the Enterprise crew into in "By Any Other Name"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that what the Andromedans turned the Enterprise crew into in "By Any Other Name"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that what the Andromedans turned the Enterprise crew into in "By Any Other Name"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that what the Andromedans turned the Enterprise crew into in "By Any Other Name"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Practically"? No. Definitely and for sure.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couples make these sorts of major decisions together. If she's making them on her own . . .

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are actually marketed to Stendhal fans.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck is growing on his left cheek? Oh. Never mind.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His hairline has done some serious receding.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first question as well. Your priorities are in the right place.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I was like, "Dinosaurs didn't conduct censuses."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fox is thinking, "This better be worth it."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goddammit, George! Where have you been putting your horn?!?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most heterosexual men have sexual fantasies about women to whom we are attracted. We sometimes share those fantasies. It's a human thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

"They let you do it." Yeah, when it's a rich guy like that, they often do. And men talk about it. Enjoy stroking your neckbeard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

He said, tipping his fedora.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

That's untrue. You are either misinformed or lying.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

It's okay. They don't, either.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"What would you do if a burglar came?" In next panel, Dog starts lapping with tongue . . .

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've failed to color the bowl itself the reddest red possible.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Start"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a Best Western?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing is free. If you think it is, someone else is paying for it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Depends on how many bottles of booze she downed last night.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Doing."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Oh. Gum.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SpongeBob GoGurt has better flavors.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0