UniversalCrustacean

14857 pts ยท May 3, 2015


Fuck am I even supposed to put here? I'm a hot russian single in your area. Vladimir wants you to be his mother russia. Also, take caution when browsing my favorites. Most is SFW, but there are some mixed in that...are a bit iffy

How the fuck did you find this after three years?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't abandon him now. Guide him on the path to the Master Race.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

People have built PCs in absolutely fucking everything, this would be a breeze even ig it didn't have the right mounts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did you even find this?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pff those are rookie numbers. You need to bring those digits down.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Daily mail

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

I just try to downplay my severe depression and suicidal thoughts by joking about it. Doesn't help

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're damn right you don't own me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RAHJAAAAAAHS

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

He's a little young.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That will always be my fave

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because of A Windows core scheduler bug not because of a lack of power or fault of AMD

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

T H I C C

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

CUZ EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING EVERYTIME WE KISS I SWEAR IM ALIVE

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Death isn't the most terrifying thing in the world.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Suuuuper troooopers

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exact same for me I laughed in class too hard a launched a massive clot at my teacher and began gushing blood

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had the same surgery last year, I bled so fucking much

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I marked for organ donor when I got my license at 16

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My roommate just got suspended after taking down a kid who called him "a fucking chink" (he is Chinese) how is that fair??

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything is, he has to bend down in most buildings just to walk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That chair he is in is massive it just looks small. He has his own in every classroom.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I go to school with him.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We legit suggested that to him at school a few days ago and he thought it was hilarious don't worry

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1