UnitedPaper

27989 pts · May 10, 2015


Forgetting to post a Christmas selfie since 2015.

Doot

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

42 really is the answer to life

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s not. Wrestlings fake.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

You have a verbose ass.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You’re the 11th chicken nugget in 10 piece order, friend.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anyone know more about #1? She seems like an interesting person.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s bait.gif

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1–when you accidentally invite the racist white lady to the cookout.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Hold up a warrant, a business card, and a badge or I’m unloading on whoever attempts to come through the door.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My god, it would be like putting your frankenfurter into a mouth!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So good!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Happy to help!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Theres music, and then there’s music theatre. There’s an added visual stimulus and storyline that expands the way to tell a story.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

🤘🏻

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good looking out!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The 80/90’s were full of satanic panic and I think that why I’m drawn to the heretical iconography now.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, yes.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which strapped? Eh, either works.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Its evolved into, “lol”

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I’d love a top ten list if you have it.

1 year ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

Looks like you were one of the few.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We’re cake day twins

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Those offshore towers are getting taller

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My usernames relevent, kinda?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn’t this the batman origin story?

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I stopped during a hurricane to do this in Florida wearing hi vis. I got yelled at by passing motorists multiple times to fix their power.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that bald mountain?!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get a large partner.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Absolutely wonderful and I’m proud of you, but it’s time to talk about composition.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Umm, why not just get a Bluetooth headset? People used to be idiots.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0