Unitard

13097 pts · August 24, 2015


To be fair, most fans of 80s rock music probably do know who that is。

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems like a lot of babybel for six months.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, the old jump hump. God won’t be watching, but your friend almost certainly will be.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I’m invested in the cat ciggy story.

2 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

Low budget Viking funeral?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Mimosas hit great after a 5km.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a) “Push the little daisies” by Ween.
b) The Rage Against The Machine cover of “How I could just kill a man” by Cypress Hill

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Strip Monopoly is actually great. And the rules work almost exactly how it’s described here.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly we need to put the square donuts into a larger box.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Baby don’t hurt me…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This dump is less superhero themed than I had expected. Not a complaint.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dumb-ass kept thinking this was some weird roofed motorcycle.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fair. Maybe melons just have a lower strike rate or something?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Eh - *good* honeydew melons are delicious. But average honeydew melons are indeed, average. It’s a high risk play.

3 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 6

Yeah you get ‘em, guy. Fuck that tree in particular!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like that billionaire graph should be steeper.

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fair - and not mutually exclusive!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah… I think that person has fundamentally misunderstood what Whole Foods is about.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look, I’m not *happy* about this. But do I regret it? I mean, kinda no?

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

FYI - I hear Grill’d treats their staff terribly.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chicken Crispy? Wow, I bet they prefer Tooheys as well.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Goddamn it. *Fleshlight.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Video search, too.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Life hacks: A banana makes a terrible dildo. A banana skin, however, makes an excellent flashlight.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I guess we can hope that our AI overlords might be better than us? ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: if the owners of those guns are idiots, you don’t *need* to invade. You just post shit on Facebook and they’ll shoot each other.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is way more compelling than it has any right to be.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Johnny Blue is the original “gratuitously expensive but unexceptional” whisky. Which I guess sums up the whole energy here.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0