13097 pts · August 24, 2015
To be fair, most fans of 80s rock music probably do know who that is。
Seems like a lot of babybel for six months.
Ah, the old jump hump. God won’t be watching, but your friend almost certainly will be.
Now I’m invested in the cat ciggy story.
Low budget Viking funeral?
Mimosas hit great after a 5km.
a) “Push the little daisies” by Ween.b) The Rage Against The Machine cover of “How I could just kill a man” by Cypress Hill
Strip Monopoly is actually great. And the rules work almost exactly how it’s described here.
Clearly we need to put the square donuts into a larger box.
Baby don’t hurt me…
This dump is less superhero themed than I had expected. Not a complaint.
My dumb-ass kept thinking this was some weird roofed motorcycle.
Fair. Maybe melons just have a lower strike rate or something?
Eh - *good* honeydew melons are delicious. But average honeydew melons are indeed, average. It’s a high risk play.
Yeah you get ‘em, guy. Fuck that tree in particular!
I feel like that billionaire graph should be steeper.
Fair - and not mutually exclusive!
Yeah… I think that person has fundamentally misunderstood what Whole Foods is about.
Look, I’m not *happy* about this. But do I regret it? I mean, kinda no?
FYI - I hear Grill’d treats their staff terribly.
Chicken Crispy? Wow, I bet they prefer Tooheys as well.
Goddamn it. *Fleshlight.
Video search, too.
Life hacks: A banana makes a terrible dildo. A banana skin, however, makes an excellent flashlight.
I guess we can hope that our AI overlords might be better than us? ?
Pro tip: if the owners of those guns are idiots, you don’t *need* to invade. You just post shit on Facebook and they’ll shoot each other.
This is way more compelling than it has any right to be.
Johnny Blue is the original “gratuitously expensive but unexceptional” whisky. Which I guess sums up the whole energy here.
To be fair, most fans of 80s rock music probably do know who that is。
Seems like a lot of babybel for six months.
Ah, the old jump hump. God won’t be watching, but your friend almost certainly will be.
Now I’m invested in the cat ciggy story.
Low budget Viking funeral?
Mimosas hit great after a 5km.
a) “Push the little daisies” by Ween.
b) The Rage Against The Machine cover of “How I could just kill a man” by Cypress Hill
Strip Monopoly is actually great. And the rules work almost exactly how it’s described here.
Clearly we need to put the square donuts into a larger box.
Baby don’t hurt me…
This dump is less superhero themed than I had expected. Not a complaint.
My dumb-ass kept thinking this was some weird roofed motorcycle.
Fair. Maybe melons just have a lower strike rate or something?
Eh - *good* honeydew melons are delicious. But average honeydew melons are indeed, average. It’s a high risk play.
Yeah you get ‘em, guy. Fuck that tree in particular!
I feel like that billionaire graph should be steeper.
Fair - and not mutually exclusive!
Yeah… I think that person has fundamentally misunderstood what Whole Foods is about.
Look, I’m not *happy* about this. But do I regret it? I mean, kinda no?
FYI - I hear Grill’d treats their staff terribly.
Chicken Crispy? Wow, I bet they prefer Tooheys as well.
Goddamn it. *Fleshlight.
Video search, too.
Life hacks: A banana makes a terrible dildo. A banana skin, however, makes an excellent flashlight.
I guess we can hope that our AI overlords might be better than us? ?
Pro tip: if the owners of those guns are idiots, you don’t *need* to invade. You just post shit on Facebook and they’ll shoot each other.
This is way more compelling than it has any right to be.
Johnny Blue is the original “gratuitously expensive but unexceptional” whisky. Which I guess sums up the whole energy here.