UncalledFor

2533 pts ยท October 22, 2013


Red shirt is clearly level 1 in one handed and two handed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dress up as Flash

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hit me all you want, but if you give me a titty twister I'll unleash my inner ray rice. That shit hurts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Can we see this again from the other side please

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So does Lyoto Machida, a former UFC champion who is still one of the top 10 middleweights in the world

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You could start a coffee shop next door and call it Javajoe's

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think he should. Let's see how this plays out

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fuck yeah, that joke is a perfect 5/7!

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

About 8-10 more years

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I purposely don't read the username first. I fucking love this

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The first one I imagine the dog saying "Huh? WUHWUHZAT?! WUHWUHZAT?!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...what?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Watched what?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I hope this is just a series of safes and when you get to the end it's just a door not attached to anything... The ultimate troll

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're REALLY into the artistic type aren't you?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Michael definitely had a crush on that girl. That's the only way you'd let a girl call you the wrong name for a year straight.

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Except crabs need water. So he died on the farm too :(

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah he lives on a beautiful little farm now.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I fucking love you for this, OP.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But if they did guys would be cool with that too

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"What do you think of my girlfriend?" "I want to tittyfuck her face off"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Divorced milf, even better.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How could you see him?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn't the elevator have broken?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have 3D printers, but what we really need is gif printers.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you know @Karmakomodo?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rich people have free time too. Shit, they could get online while on their private jets

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My Mom's Analbeads.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure you're turning into a horse OP

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, you dirty bitch

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1