UnCTRLable

621 pts ยท October 4, 2015


Shut up.

And it shatters the glass.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its super effective!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of that one Mel Brooks movie.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cunt. Is that a trigger word for anyone? Perhaps that cunt should rest a barrel against her temple and pull the trigger.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Alvin and the Chipmunks

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only white girl with an ass in the 70's-80's. Truly a rare breed.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

-600 not thick

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Good for you, friend, take care of it. Love it. Hold it. Caress it. Stroke it. Wait, what are we talking about?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Savage.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Now in reverse.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mk Ultra 2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would eat her ass something fierce.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

QUICK! USE YOUR TRAP CARD!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That baby's mind is officially blown on a HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THAT, MOMMY?!! --level.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg. Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean dating someone famous than she is so she can get work? Lets be real, if not for Aaron Rodgers, she'd be irrelevant

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

Kenny has the right idea.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to that annoying British comedian that dated her, she's a swallower.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

White Blood Cells just completed the raid on hard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He did his best AJ Styles impression from the Royal Rumble.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

George Bush knew about 9/11.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lets make it -200. Bunch of silly conservative Americans still riding the "Terrorist" wagon. George Bush knew about 9/11.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Haha, thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Color me impressed. Good job.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sucks. Whoo-sah, my friend

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had that. I couldn't eat hardly anything because I'd start gagging. It was bad. Its happened twice my whole life. Stress sucks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like that fried butter stick recipe from the GTA 5 Blaine County talk radio station.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was a detonation.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 142

Secondly, don't send any dick pics via FB. Period.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5