UltramaticOrange

1511 pts ยท February 7, 2016


I'm just this guy, ya' know?

...errrr..... asking for a friend.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can it continually swipe right in Tinder?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaw. I'm at -2. I thought my idea was hilarious. I mean, I even spent money to commission this.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, and a bait and switch.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Baby moose: "this shit ain't right!" You're not wrong, baby moose. You're not wrong.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I NEED TO FIND THIS SHOW AGAIN

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

VERY literally me the first time I saw Resident Evil and saw Milla Jovovich do this.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me, about to get on the electric skateboard vs the dude joining the ride who hasn't eaten shit yet.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't work in the industry and I didn't read the captions and I still know enough to say, "fucking plumbers." in an exasperated way.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#8 See: The Expanse

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just make heavy use of baby wipes on my pits

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Find me a deodorant that doesn't smell like crap and I will. Even the so-called fragrance free and odorless ones smell like crap.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 16

I'd be the good guy, but the law would disagree.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

See also: Rockwell International Integrated Space Plan

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Much like Christianity is based on the Jewish faith, Islam is based on Christianity. So it doesn't sound that far fetched to me.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 9

That's no bird. That's the Mothman!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just KNOW his dad told him to do that when your ex was something like 6 years old.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I d'aaawd. Upvoted.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

... because history

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And by 90's you mean post-war 40's.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Too real.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Fuck cancer.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Experience as a counselor tells me that some kids just gotta learn things the hard way.

6 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 3

Clearly Mr Lee doesn't know my company's HR department.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How could she possibly know the cause?

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Uh. No. The wolves like their meat spoiled and they kill because they like killing. They kill and they *might* come back to eat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Highly relatable. Hope you are doing okay.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...keep the bottom of the escalator clear, get fully clear of a revolving door, and keep a path on the sidewalk clear if you're not walking.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eating grass, so probably fresh out of hibernation. Unit is at its smallest.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0