UltraMaster

64834 pts ยท September 17, 2016


2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's like half the dog in hair.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Red Bull gives you wings!"

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Is that a bird, is that a steed?
No, it's a cow, rubbing some weed!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh, no finish.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The new ejection mechanism is still in early tests."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"...and then she woke up."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Authors: Jennifer Rider, Kathryn Wilson, Jennifer Sinnott, Rachel Kelly, etc. So a study written by women about how ejaculation frequency prevents prostate cancer. Makes sense.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

"In public, at a party".

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"McDelivery: a customized delivery experience."

3 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 2

I wouldn't want to test the emergency response time :)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"When you get paid by the project not by the hour."

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

"Don't worry, no blackouts are expected today!"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Had the same exact one. Feels like a lifetime ago. Love the nostalgia though.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Batcat, the hero we need, but not the one we deserve."

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Cut! The license plate was off camera."

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Final Destination"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It can make the plastic brittle. Use it as a last resort.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

"Rossception"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crash testing was so different back then.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"French kiss"

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Batman's cool in any verse.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Yo, I heard Santa's coming to town!"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I swear it wasn't me, I found it like that!"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Backwards it's even better:

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile in Alterverse:

3 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 11

It needs a touch of magic:

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Take five... Ready? Action!"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0