USKillbotics

159636 pts ยท March 9, 2020


I wrote a book called The Last Human (TheLastHuman.com). I have another account called @USKillboticsEast.

I'm always half afraid to open this...

3 months ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Thanks for doing what you do.

3 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Flash games are where I got my username...

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But look how dismissive that chyron is. "Dems defend democracy by yelling about Trump." Same exact energy as "People don't like Trump because of mean tweets." Absolutely infuriating.

5 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I always like your stuff. Thanks for sharing.

6 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Well then we say hello to President Vance.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But if you order an espresso at Starbucks you also get an espresso.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's a key part of the strategy.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck.

7 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Holds breath, checks the number...

7 months ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

I cried when the rocks with googly eyes were chasing each other around.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I also don't think it's so bad, but I always preferred Leatherbee Besk (also local), formerly also called Malort till they got sued.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such a relief to see a low number today.

8 months ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

Exactly what I thought of.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I genuinely think it was because if it was in the top then people would use it like a wired mouse, and GOSHDARNIT IT'S WIRELESS - Apple.

9 months ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 1

Uh... which part

9 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"Oh boy here I go killing again!"

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I forgot how spectacular the special effects are.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please do not stop doing this.

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I was just thinking "That sounds a *lot* like Brennan."

10 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

It's a metaphor for the ontological disavowal of narrative agency in late-stage postmodern capitalism. I mean how much clearer could they make it?

10 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

I noticed that!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite part is how that would be like an adult playing with, like, three-foot-long drumsticks.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was just thinking give this poor dog a sock.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Tradition, or something that Bert from Mary Poppins came up with last week?

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I promise you we have been working on the comic ever since.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0