UFOturtle

452 pts ยท May 31, 2012


I'm your average thirsty loser pervert guy. Also I like Dank Souls and annie may.

Or maybe we have ourselves a case of the Mandela effect.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't expect to see another Siege player here. But yeah you made the mistake of accepting a FR from Siege players, most are cunts.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm noticing a disturbing lack of comments on that Zagara cosplay from Starcraft 2..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quote from Geralt of Rivia, protagonist of the Witcher series.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's a reaper? Is that a new weapon for the Pyro?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sasuga Ainz-sama's subordinates, they either completely stun someone with their beauty or horrify the ever-living shit out of them.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did you just assume their age?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was a kid growing up when I watched it on VHS. If I remember correctly, it wasn't scary. It was a campy sci-fi film.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whynotboth.gif

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depending on boss being the key phrase here. Summon 3 bad players at Midir and you might as well be pecking at him with a toothbrush.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 minutes on a good day.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ha! Everyone knows Keanu Reeves is immortal, not a reincarnated look-a-like of all those people in history.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

I know I'm way late on this but inferring based on the replies to the deleted comment, they talked to/comforted a steam friend who suicided.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotta say I didn't think a Siege comment would be top comment here, let alone even be here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the type of shit that makes me hope aliens come to exterminate us all.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So basically you're saying it's like Youtube and their "adpocalypse" but with the government and the entire internet instead?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like the other guy said, it's a parody. If you do plan on googling it, know that it's NSFW.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which happen at least once a month. Goddamn horrifying to wake up, unable to move, and hallucinate seeing something slightly out of vision.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have this, it only happens a few times a year in my case. It's scary and annoying but doesn't compare to my sleep paralysis episodes 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Banana for other things as well. Such as a hammock.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feels more like an advertisement for all the hentai of her I ended up looking for.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh this ain't gonna be on youtube, my friend.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love Martian Manhunter. Hate his fate in the Injustice series, I was pretty sad. Also Kyle Rayner...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you mean cocks? Jupiter's cock, specifically.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Huh, I thought Diablo would be a lot taller. Or did we get taller and all the human beings in the Diablo universe were actually dwarves?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guy with a handlebar mustache here, your dad's stache is awesome.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This cosplay is so good it got my nipples hard.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0