UComeFirst

595 pts · October 2, 2018


Jeffrey Epstein told her to say that.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 17

He might mean that he’s away at college and can’t get home.

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“Oh my God they’re lesbians.” Mom probably.

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Which is really, really depressing.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

What’s happening here is just a bunch of people Mass Debating.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Clearly.

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Wait...did Hillary finally jump? Where is she?

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“Kevin! Did you fall i....”. “Shut up Karen.”

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I thought I had destroyed all the copies of our honeymoon.

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The video cut off before he gave her the big jar of formaldehyde. And her new set of scalpels.

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Steroids. It’s animal abuse.

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If she comes back wearing a GoPro...

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“Did I leave my tuna sandwich in here?

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But wait. If I had said, “They must be gay.” the queer community would get ALL up in my bidniz.

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My M-I-L bought two “energized quarters”. For $10.

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...six years ago.

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These are the same people who protest every time they don’t get what they want. I guess it’s fun being a complete asshole.

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Because it’s a fucking ‘shop job.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Sizable beast.

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Niiice. That 396 was a great engine. Posi trac option?

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Hungwell the Gladiator...the hero we deserve.

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You gotta be 17 kinds of stupid to kick a wild bear.

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And she looks even cuter afterwards! Win-win!

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A cucumber is just a raw pickle.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Once in a while I’ll run a couple of low carb Michelob Ultras through the ol’ gastric system. There! Clean as a whistle.

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Reality check: There are always two forces at work in the universe - Good and Evil. Sometimes Evil wins. But not as often as Good.

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Wait 3 days. If his dick taste like shit, he gay

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolute units. Too bad the fucking Chinese keep slaughtering them. With Russian help.

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