TypicalPalmTree

60059 pts · March 8, 2015


Just your Typical Palm Tree.

Sounds like you give many shits about him if you feel so strongly about him 🤡

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Got a link? I want these lol

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good shit, now get back out there and swipe that card back into the red!

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Praise Lord Helix

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Megamind

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

It may have been too close to residential / populated areas. That’s a pretty massive danger to a lot of things in the area.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, they’re definitely all single.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People create the bad dangerous world themselves though.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That, my friend, is a plant.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your son should answer you more

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you’d rather the company cut 30% of their workforce? 70% pay > 0% pay, at least you still have your job and benefits.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Gonna be a real sparkly fur ball when they hack it up.

6 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

Keep going you slut

6 years ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 3

I mean that was for awareness and donations, and it worked fairly well, it wasn’t to cure it. The tweet just makes him look like an ass.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Where do they stand on issues that I specifically cherry picked to push my agenda*

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Don’t sell yourself short.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, are you hot af?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’re on Ragnaros, you’re better off

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bold of him to assume he got the answer right to earn those bonus points.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Not op but I may be interested... What’re you drinkin.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not wrong, but maybe if people cared for people as much as they do animals, people wouldn’t grow up to be so shitty.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

UPDATE: Got an interview for next week! Oddly enough it’s for somewhere I applied to via email (it’s a private school).

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No I’m sorry, my first name is not my college degree.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone sending out resumes currently. Holy fuck this is accurate...

6 years ago | Likes 1141 Dislikes 5

Depends. How ugly do you think you are?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I woulda named it Floaty Apple Principle

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The first guy moved over and everything.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s a lotta (emotional) damage!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So... don’t? It’s kinda simple lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0