When you sit on the toilet too long
1853
73
88250
The struggle is real...
10
2
1284
Me, trying to find ONE pair of jeans that fit after all that holiday binge-eating I just got done with.
12
3
734
What did he know???
-4
1
981
MRW my wife asks if I'd rather have sex or go to Wal-Mart
-4
5
1525
MFW I try to remember what my new password is...
47
18
2309
I'm done with Facebook.
-3
6
428
When someone suggests that a member of upper management is behind some recent hilarious office shenanigans.
60
2
2755
"No, the battery cable doesn't need replaced - trust me, I know my car. "
13
7
891
Story time
49
3
3585
MRW someone tells that HR would frown upon my "Hillary Clinton for Prison" t-shirt in the workplace.
5
2
430
MFW I found this little gem in the comments section of an article about Comey getting fired.
90
22
4025
MRW I prove my boss wrong.
5
1
171
I feel like scientists coordinated their efforts to make this happen...
-4
0
526
MFW my manager says that we should switch to open-source applications because, "Hackers don't write viruses for open-source applications because they respect open-source."
26
8
867
MRW my wife hands my phone back to me before she finds my "horrible memes" folder.
0
1
366
Weird looking pendant symbols
10
14
1162
MFW I go on a late-night candy raid in the accounting department and all they have is white chocolate.
6
7
454
Yeah, but you do spelling very poorly.
10
2
3
Captain Obvious lives in my neighborhood...
3
0
96
"Click to enlarge" fail.
-3
1
271
"My car wouldn't start, so I put more oil in it. "
898
268
71344
MFW I pull my laptop out of my bag, only to realize that it never went into hibernate mode and has been slowly cooking itself for the last 3 hours
135
12
5683
When you hear rumors about the voting machines switching votes.
17
15
685
Too soon?
13
9
1104
My wife's reaction when I walk into the bathroom wearing nothing but the tool belt she got me for Christmas.
86
12
3441
MRW I find out my boss doesn't wash his hands after using the restroom.
8
4
463
MRW my coworker falls asleep at his desk on a daily basis, but I get written up because I was 10 minutes late.
5
12
398
MRW I'm browsing the bulk ammo sites and start finding some really good deals.
18
7
234
MRW I watched Shia Labeouf's "HWNDU" flag get replaced with a "MAGA" hat on last night's live stream.
9
5
602
MRW I keep seeing that stupid "Fallout Wallpaper" post...
-5
1
164
Captain Obvious lives in my neighborhood.
2
0
484
MFW I accidentally reboot my computer instead of the one I was working on.
-3
3
456
[FACEPALMING INTENSIFIES]
27
30
7
MRW my wife asks me if I've been sneaking gun parts into the house when she's not looking...
2
12
321
My brush with a murderer
2234
283
106811
Ever since I found out this bugs one of the girls in accounting, I have been leaving the microwave like this.
14
9
582
MFW I finish cleaning a virus off of the marketing guy's laptop
-2
5
2
When you go to your friend's house, but find out that he hasn't paid his electric bill
16
3
861
MRW I'm not sure if a girl is flirting with me or not
7
5
492
Rare footage of Julian Assange in action
9
2
616
Spotted at a Trump rally...
18
4
633
Well, you are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.
2404
90
58303
R.I.P. - we'll all miss you.
9
1
53
MRW I'm going on a taco run and have to remember what everyone ordered...
5
2
466
MRW my boss chastises me for doing something exactly the way he told me to.
33
18
580
Well, this explains a lot...
20
10
239
MRW my child support refund is more than I expected
48
7
627
"What's this? A moving jpeg?"
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73
51637
F*ck cancer - especially dog cancer
32
8
59