Txdrifter

31956 pts · January 4, 2014


When it comes down to it, why do you care.

If you have to get community approval for everything you wear so as not to offend with something obscure you should just be a nudist.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wait, you cant do that?

4 years ago | Likes 549 Dislikes 5

Portable glory hole

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweet potatoes are so damned easy to just cook in the oven or on the grill, why do those cans even exists.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?!”

4 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

But what you understand “fine” to mean is she is going to suck a rando cock to spite you.

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

What are you using to image?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Refreshing my ass, thats the location of a boss fight.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, since every store has Switch sitting on the shelf and I couldnt suck a dick to get a PS5 right now 7 months after release...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And how many of these give you cancer?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That duck is a rancher raising wet cattle for its family.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Didnt follow instructions. Mangled nads and arrested for lewd and lascivious conduct

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tree jizz

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fyi. Smells like ass too

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boil a pot of water with chewing tobacco, orange peels (like 5-10 oranges worth), and about 2 cups vinegar. Itll kill them (and your grass)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I interview and hire employees (I am an IT manager) the answer I want to hear most is “I dont know, but I can figure it out”

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Charge his ass with criminal mischief and destruction of property

4 years ago | Likes 3311 Dislikes 8

Imagine the strapon she would peg you with...

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Well now I am curious about the whole tattoo

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you are gonna take a picture wearing a mask, maybe don’t wear the mask like you have a brain injury.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im just gonna assume this was on 6th street in Austin?

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Imagine he walks in for your prostate exam...

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Clearly a Disney Princess in disguise

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Your best friend Joseph.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That particular episode was animated wierd AF

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wow. The gyros almost look real!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

FUCK that HAD to hurt. Lol. I cant stop laughing.

5 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 33

Depends on intent. 1. Being a good friend 2. Fuck a groomsmen 3. Fuck the groom... 4. Fuck the brides drunk uncle in the bathroom

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1