31956 pts · January 4, 2014
When it comes down to it, why do you care.
If you have to get community approval for everything you wear so as not to offend with something obscure you should just be a nudist.
Wait, you cant do that?
Portable glory hole
Sweet potatoes are so damned easy to just cook in the oven or on the grill, why do those cans even exists.
“ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?!”
But what you understand “fine” to mean is she is going to suck a rando cock to spite you.
What are you using to image?
Refreshing my ass, thats the location of a boss fight.
Well, since every store has Switch sitting on the shelf and I couldnt suck a dick to get a PS5 right now 7 months after release...
And how many of these give you cancer?
That duck is a rancher raising wet cattle for its family.
Didnt follow instructions. Mangled nads and arrested for lewd and lascivious conduct
Tree jizz
Fyi. Smells like ass too
Boil a pot of water with chewing tobacco, orange peels (like 5-10 oranges worth), and about 2 cups vinegar. Itll kill them (and your grass)
When I interview and hire employees (I am an IT manager) the answer I want to hear most is “I dont know, but I can figure it out”
It is here in Texas at least. https://codes.findlaw.com/tx/penal-code/penal-sect-28-03.html
Charge his ass with criminal mischief and destruction of property
Imagine the strapon she would peg you with...
Well now I am curious about the whole tattoo
If you are gonna take a picture wearing a mask, maybe don’t wear the mask like you have a brain injury.
Im just gonna assume this was on 6th street in Austin?
Imagine he walks in for your prostate exam...
Clearly a Disney Princess in disguise
Your best friend Joseph.
That particular episode was animated wierd AF
Wow. The gyros almost look real!
FUCK that HAD to hurt. Lol. I cant stop laughing.
Depends on intent. 1. Being a good friend 2. Fuck a groomsmen 3. Fuck the groom... 4. Fuck the brides drunk uncle in the bathroom
If you have to get community approval for everything you wear so as not to offend with something obscure you should just be a nudist.
Wait, you cant do that?
Portable glory hole
Sweet potatoes are so damned easy to just cook in the oven or on the grill, why do those cans even exists.
“ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?!”
But what you understand “fine” to mean is she is going to suck a rando cock to spite you.
What are you using to image?
Refreshing my ass, thats the location of a boss fight.
Well, since every store has Switch sitting on the shelf and I couldnt suck a dick to get a PS5 right now 7 months after release...
And how many of these give you cancer?
That duck is a rancher raising wet cattle for its family.
Didnt follow instructions. Mangled nads and arrested for lewd and lascivious conduct
Tree jizz
Fyi. Smells like ass too
Boil a pot of water with chewing tobacco, orange peels (like 5-10 oranges worth), and about 2 cups vinegar. Itll kill them (and your grass)
When I interview and hire employees (I am an IT manager) the answer I want to hear most is “I dont know, but I can figure it out”
It is here in Texas at least. https://codes.findlaw.com/tx/penal-code/penal-sect-28-03.html
Charge his ass with criminal mischief and destruction of property
Imagine the strapon she would peg you with...
Well now I am curious about the whole tattoo
If you are gonna take a picture wearing a mask, maybe don’t wear the mask like you have a brain injury.
Im just gonna assume this was on 6th street in Austin?
Imagine he walks in for your prostate exam...
Clearly a Disney Princess in disguise
Your best friend Joseph.
That particular episode was animated wierd AF
Wow. The gyros almost look real!
FUCK that HAD to hurt. Lol. I cant stop laughing.
Depends on intent. 1. Being a good friend 2. Fuck a groomsmen 3. Fuck the groom... 4. Fuck the brides drunk uncle in the bathroom