TwoYoots

14228 pts ยท April 1, 2015


"Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor to daredevil ratio in the world." - Capt. Lance Murdock

Why are there emojis on here?

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Who downvoted this?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had the same question.

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I'm just happy that the phone got plugged in.

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It's groundhog day again.

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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me...

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Our only hope is that the other party out stupids us!

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Where is this dude from that he didn't know that slavery was/is rampant throughout history?

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I think they wrote a book about it called Exodus.

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shit...

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Or you can just be agnostic and literally not give a shit.

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Yeah, your shit is so much cooler...

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I did that once.

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I wonder how many times this'll get posted today.

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Just try to finish playing whatever game you get before you... Oh look, another sale!

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This guy knows why it does no good to point out these things about Trump.

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I want my baby back baby back baby back...

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I was about 12 when we finally realized that Roman candles are a fine addition to a bottle rocket was.

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Fork in the road

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Here's one picture of a 2005 Subaru that'll make you say "hey, that's a 2005 Subaru"

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That one isn't mine. It doesn't have mega man codes etched into the front.

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Center passes it to forward. Forward holds it. Holds it... Holds it....

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Still don't care

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Dental plan..

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