TwoReds

6745 pts · February 20, 2016


Username sounds like Tourette's

Tarmac ofc

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The key ring on the keychain for the shed where they keep the tools for maintaining the taemac on Vaðlaheiði (a moor that requires crossing many rivers)

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Yo mama so dumb, when I took her headphones off she died. I put them on and it was just "breath in, breath out" repeating

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One had botox for migraines the others are walking ads.

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In this situation I fell like the guy should tell her she is lucky he's not a creep when he drops her off, it's a shit world out there

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#7 In Icelandic we have krùnka for masturbating while shitting

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Not necessarily, but if no game or app or whatever you thought would run doesn't run you might be thoroughly effed

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Trying to CATCH IT!!

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I wonder if he ever brought a bed sheet with a hole in it for washing ....

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If I ever lose a limb before getting a prosthetic I would get a cake one, then get some shrooms/lsd and gather my friends ...

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#6 macaroni noise is sex noise, #31 our childhood heroes are bastards, #26 have no idea

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#12 Sure Charles is great but I am a fan of his wife

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Yeah still get surprised at the amount of tourists coming to something as mundane as the northern lights

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Thank you very much, I will update the post tomorrow.

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Hope you won't be consonated

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Thank you! You have brightened her day, she was losing all hope. Have a bad pun for your kindness. "Someone asked me what the ninth letter of the alphabet is, made a random guess but .... I was right"

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He was a soldier in the Nazi army for a start

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Well it was Nazi Germany, the man was a soldier in the Nazi army and they called the allies terrorists, these are called context clues. Good to know my comment made you chuckle it wasn't meant to be very serious. On my part I felt for the widow but chuckled at the writers efforts to get her to his house to "look at a map". In this age of (mis)information I try to be critical of what I read and other media's. A historical post about allies or pottery or philosophy would meet the same standards.

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Lol I replied on a wrong comment, sry

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Berkshire Hathaway company

Forest River RV is a division of Forest River, Inc., a Berkshire Hathaway company, which produces recreational vehicles, pontoons, park models, buses, cargo trailers and commercial trucks.

And is owned by Warren Buffet since 2005

Quick Google search shows them to be shitty

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Can't wait to show my old lady the anti aging cream fact! Good to have you back @op

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The amount of football players who play with injuries is staggering, find me some handegg players who run over 10km (6m) pe .... you know what I give up, USA! USA! USA! land of the dumb and entitled

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Is this an interesting bit of history or is this an attempt to humanify nazi's? I can't decide!

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Is it still 22 years ago? Does this meme get updated before reposting?

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Why you say you're not a cop

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Alot in the first year, now I am blind between 4 and 5 if you imagine your visual field as a clock. My only advice would be to treat him like you did before after he is back to himself, don't let this accident change more of his life then it has to. Best of luck

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This is tough, I have that horseshoe shaped scar on my head. Fell on my head playing when I was 10, severed a vein in my meninges(?) and had brain surgery. Was kept in a coma for a week to let the swelling subside and doctors warned my parents that they had little clue about my mental state when I would wake up. They found out I wasn't completely fried by pinching me all over and seeing reactions the last day before waking me up. I can't see to my down/right side but that improved (1/2)

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Dust and hair bridges connection points making it unreadable - Source: my big brain, you can never convince me otherwise!

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Wow, reminds me of "The science of deduction" from Sherlock /s

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