TwoPumpTrump

7735 pts · April 20, 2012


I'm a man of few words.

Just means you have to eat off her now.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Too bad you haven't got a phone fleshlight. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sorry what the fuck is this? Is this really happening? Are women in STEM really having their info deleted on GOVERNMENT sites?!

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Plenty of people came though.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I am such a sucker for redheads and boy oh boy would I be a sucker for her.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just finished my lunch....Now I don't feel too good.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love all three puppies.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somebody please add Under the Sea as background music to this video.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She deserves to be in the photos!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Straight on my dick.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can feel it through the screen.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't Chinese, you dipshit.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's the same fucking God too is what gets me.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jon Stewart is a fucking real one.

2 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

He turned around as if to say: "This dumb mother fucker..."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's gonna be some bullshit like chicken tikka masala or butter chicken. lolol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Either way, if I go out with my head between her legs, it was worth it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

"Follow me to the kitchen!"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If he's bringing sexy and fun into us getting fucked, this could be a good thing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heck yes! Dolphin girl!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never noticed how much Saitama actually looks like this actor.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A man needs a name!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I ain't even mad, I'm impresed.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You can clearly see the lines on its body which is consistent with a humpback whale's features.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

I've got this on mute and Darude Sandstorm playing and it looks like she's going off.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0