TwoHandedStiletto

38 pts ยท January 9, 2014


You're missing the point of it being universal.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait.. that's all it takes to get a wife? I have been lied to.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OH GOD I CAN STILL HEAR THE MUSIC

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Bah!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

good post great movie.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BURN!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0



12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I call dibs!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read this while listening to "When I'm gone" - 3 doors down. I read to the beat of the song.. and it kinda worked.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With a pitch like that, this cold will be sold in a week.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Intrigued by man hugging sheep.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disapointed by calculator boobs.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cat is a hybrid.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Someone's a sore loser.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have sex with anyone for 24 hours to get a lifetime supply of Olive Garden bread sticks.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Haha we dropped a fat kid. Look at him and he's just laying there. Oh well"

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Calfornia. A warm 60! I think I'll go to the beach this weekend.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just got informed by a pair of balls. I feel dirty.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those with it are told they don't have it by everyone. Those without are allowed to say they have whatever they want. Society sucks.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anybody notice that guy is way more skilled than the girl?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I could give more than one upvote for this. Software engineer and never looking back.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should have.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure how effective a sign the size of an index card is going to be in a rally, but goodluck to you.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see... Jaeger base.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think after I finished this I would need a smoke.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OH MY GOD! IS THAT THE GRANDPA FROM WILLY WONKA!?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Through the eyes of a computer.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wallpapers. Wallpapers for days.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These should be the decorations on the bone throne.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0